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23 minutes ago, NoName said:
oh my god. it just hit me that spaces is audio only. amazing. what a blown opportunity to announce you are running for president.
i bet audio only announcement for president hasn't been done since the 50s. what an incredible decision.
He's doing it audio-only to emphasize his booming, authoritative voice.
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23 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:
Rick “not a real Scot”?
Dark money Rick?
Gritsy Ricky?
Rick’s Life Matters?
Ol’ Sunset Rick?
Those are all way too clever for Trump. Heck, he probably refers to them privately as White Scott and Black Scott.
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1 hour ago, tejas60 said:
every woman I know has just about every fucking thing you can imagine in their purse.
Except anything useful, e.g., a blue or black ink ball point pen.
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On 5/9/2023 at 8:49 AM, 4th&Five said:
This show isn't doing much for me. I may give it one more.
I said that after ep 1. ep 2 improved a bit and ep 3 I thought was really good. Was gonna watch ep 4 right 3 when to my surprise I found out I had caught up.
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On 5/15/2023 at 9:07 AM, 'stache said:
Is there any real penalty for not paying a parking ticket from a private lot company? Best I can figure is they send you to a collection agency, but it would seem not worth it to them, and they have no jurisdiction to fuck with your driving record, right? We left our car at a brewery overnight because we wisely Ubered home. I forgot to go back on the app and pay for an extra day. The ticket is for $75. I'm thinking of mailing them a check for $10 for an additional day of parking and leave it at that.
Depends on the jurisdiction, but most places, if you park in another one of their lots again and they find you, they can tow you. Usually the only way they find you is if you again don't pay the required amount. It's not like they scan every car in their lot to see if there are any past offenders in there.
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I think you guys are doing the 'in the ass' thing wrong by putting it behind the actual title.
In the Ass of Mice and Men
In the Ass...and Justice for All
In the Ass There Will Be Blood
In the Ass Something Wicked This Way Comes
In the Ass You've Got Mail
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3 hours ago, Js1 said:
Is that Boris Johnson in disguise?
He's not in disguise.
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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
I don't know what this means, or that it means anything. But I do want to record here for posterity that the Trump org employs security execs named Matthew Calamari Sr, and also his son. Matthew Calamari Jr.
Not clear: which Matthew Calamari is pictured below.
I bet Trump hired them just because he likes their names.
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On 4/28/2023 at 5:43 AM, Goredho said:
Tampons have microchips in them that allow the government to take control of women’s bodies and cause the shedding of their uterine lining to prevent an egg from being carried to term. All the blood — that is the government triggering an abortion. Real women are unvaxxed, unplugged and uncowed!
Did you just make that up? Or is that what they really believe? I mean...it wouldn't be the craziest thing they believe.
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2 hours ago, kevwun said:
Here's the website of the tour guide we had. I can't recommend Fausto enough. He is extremely knowledgeable and very friendly. We went with a bunch of biologists and scientists and even they couldn't stump him. I would definitely talk to him to plan something.
That's the same one we took. Book in advance though, they get full. As I mentioned, we got lucky and got on a ride with a tour group of 10 Germans (well 9 Germans and their translator) and the boat only holds 12 plus crew. Fausto was awesome. Has a graduate degree from Cornell and is fluent in English. Although at one point, one of the Germans did something dumb and he muttered to one of the crew 'el stupido' without knowing I could hear him. So he would fit right in here.
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28 minutes ago, Red Five said:
So what number does he wear. Don't follow the NFL but I'm assuming RBs can't wear single digits.
That changed a couple years back. Couple RB with single digit numbers that spring to mind are Fournette with Tampa and Akers with the Rams.
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On 4/15/2023 at 8:55 PM, tbone_ said:
Google says it will fuck up your visionRiiiight...google says that. Not your personal experience.
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45 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:
Preemptive post -
Joe Biden will not dump Kamala Harris so don’t fucking waste anyone’s time speculating about it.Agree. She brings in/retains more votes than she would cost. Unless she gets replaced with another woman of color, none of whom are evident, no one else can increase the net votes.
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o/u on how many times next season we're gonna hear "he led the SEC in rebounding!"
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12 hours ago, shadow_operative said:
the boy might have aids, just don't release his grades.
6/10. Not your best work.
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It was on my local news. I thought they were reporting on Bongino until they said it Tucker. Literal LOL moment for me.
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18 hours ago, tbone_ said:
Tesla is fat with flabby titties?
Are you talking about Kate or Elon?
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16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
how dumb does a person have to be to invest in a resort outside of Tijuana ?
As opposed to a resort inside of Tijuana?
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20 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:
What was your previous username? I need a laugh
Mullet Free used to be GRHorn and then a couple other usernames after that, I forget what they were.
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1 hour ago, The Dog said:
It’s a big reason why they settled you stupid bitch.
(Not you Gil)
Just not this time.
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Interesting that the settlement amount is not confidential.
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Slight necro bump. My handyman buddy says Rheem has gone to suck nowadays and avoid it like the plague. Anyone with similar experience?
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21 hours ago, Red Five said:
Must be nice to not worry about getting the most votes. Like a football team knowing they'll "win" if they're outscored 37-24.
The rule of the game is whoever wins the electoral college, not whoever gets the most votes. A more accurate analogy would be if a football team outgained its opponent but still lost. Sure you did better in a metric that should have gotten you more points, but ultimately, you didn't score more points.
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22 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:
If Desantis or Trump is all the GOP can come up with, I’m not too worried about losing.
Funny, in 2016, we said if Trump is all they can come up with, we're not too worried.
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Trivial things that make you surly
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Is that a humblebrag that your wife bought knockoffs instead of the real thing?