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shakahorn

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  1. How do you say ‘Luka’ in Italian?
  2. New one for the corp speak today. I'm sitting on a contract while my internal guys fight over it. Salesman: "are you able to action the agreement?" I have half a mind to not sign the contract just for the phrasing of the question.
  3. CSB a few years back, that was a buddy of mine. We had gotten separated somewhere along the way, as young single guys often do in Vegas. We had rooms next to each other and for some odd reason, his key didn't work. He knocked on my door but no one answered, it was around 3 or 4am so in his infinite drunken wisdom, he figured he'd just wait in the hall until I got back. He was in the wrong hotel. Right room number though.
  4. Rock and Roll Part 2 probably more appropriate.
  5. You just gave up the code for everyone here.
  6. Anyone who doesn't automatically interpret that aggy flag as 'look out below' deserves whatever they get.
  7. I dunno, Mack is so thin skinned he's probably fuming 'they fired me for this guy!'
  8. I'm enjoying it mostly because of the actors but yeah, the similarities to the Godfather are kinda funny. You have a Fredo, an adopted son, Helen Mirren as a later period Connie. The grandson is Vincent. When does Moe Greene or Frankie Pantangeli's brother show up?
  9. It's gonna be a bit a stretch to play that card vs Gabriel.
  10. Yeah I remember that. Actually, Daniels made a mistake that demonstrated his understanding of the call even more. I forget the exact detail but what they call an "H" at LSU, the Giant call it an "F" or something like that. One of the slot receivers. So when they went through it the first time, Diboll tells him, we call that guy an F here. When Daniels repeats the play, he mistakenly calls the F an H, Diboll corrects him again and they all laugh. So he knew the play, just got the terminology slightly wrong. The verbal equivalent of a typo.
  11. At this point, no one wants Sanders. He can't be a QB2, it would be too much of a distraction. Everyone looking for a QB1 has their guy already.
  12. Jerry is gonna make a totally lopsided trade in favor of the Browns to move up and take Sanders.
  13. In Luka’s return game, Austin Reaves got much more applause than Jaxson Hayes when they introduced the lineup.
  14. I’m absolutely 100% certain I can land a plane. Oh…wait…you said ‘safely.’
  15. The use of "Hey" as a greeting in business communications when you don't really know the other person. It's fine when you already have a friendly relationship but not as an opener or when you have no relationship. Now get off my lawn.
  16. Um, all of them?
  17. need to get 3 fouls on big white guy
  18. Deel sounds like a computer you would buy on Temu. Like a Deel Enspiron or a Deel Latatude.
  19. Oh oh oh Ozempic!
  20. Marky Mark says ‘what about me’ in a Boston accent
  21. Did I go to the only high school that used pre wrap?
  22. I never knew Eltife was Black.
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