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oh_snap

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  1. If Abreu suspension holds after appeal, can we call someone up to take his roster spot, or do we have to go short? Siap
  2. I just love the fact that we live in a world that people legitimately believe the Astros are so fucking good and confident in themselves that they could intentionally hit a guy in the bottom of the 8th and no outs and one on already while down 2 runs in a pivotal game 5 of the ALCS. Oh yeah and the 8 and 9 hitters were our next batters in the 9th. yes, our dick is so big we can shoot it and still fuck your wife deep
  3. We’re Texas. do we celebrate bowl eligibility? I don’t even know anymore.
  4. A win is a win is a win is a win. But that sucked balls. Only enjoyable aspect is Tim Fuckface Brando is a sad Fuckface tonight.
  5. Props to that cougar dude for not crying like a little bitch with his foot turned that way. Pretty amazing actually.
  6. One subtle thing that I feel was some great strategery that hasn’t been mentioned yet (I don’t think) was Espada’s double switch to have Yani bat first for Pena and then singleton for maldo. I think most people, including Leclerc, probably thought Diaz would bat second in the inning. So while I’m sure he was studying the scouting report on pena and Diaz while getting ice fucking cold because Dusty ran the clock like a boss, he was also thrown off by seeing Diaz first. it’s been a long season with some head scratching decision making along the way. Was nice to see that yesterday.
  7. Said it before in this thread during the season, and I mean it. Astros Mount Rushmore is just four faces of Tuve.
  8. Is grae on the roster? Who plays SS?
  9. Let’s see if Espada has a brain and PHs for maldo
  10. If it weren’t for Abreu’s bomb I’d say stanek the player of the game so far for his 1 pitch 2 out efficiency
  11. Unc would have gotten that… why is fatty in there?!?!?
  12. When a K is a celebrated because he doesn’t hit into a GIDP. This is the world we live in because of Dusty. Unreal.
  13. Can confirm tummy ache is not a problem.
  14. Head case Framber confirmed. I guess I’ll get back to work
  15. Surprised Dusty isn’t Ph Singleton for Chas here. Analytics yo!
  16. Ever fuck a fat chick? Pen needs slump busters
  17. Their 9 hole hitter dragging his nuts. our 9 hole hitter can suck on deeez nuts
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