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  1. it’s hilarious that helo thinks he’s legitimately better at baseball than actual major leaguers, yet he’s totally unimpressed with the best throw that any of us have seen in years. off the wall, flat footed, no crow hop, no one-hop or bounces, just a fucking homing missile, john elway style, from the track in right directly into the third baseman’s glove. it’s legitimately one of the ~5 best throws i’ve ever seen. helo: “that is not a good throw.”
  2. stowers is awesome.
  3. i’m still on my “eat the rich” shit, i can’t get enough of this:
  4. legitimately one of the best throws i’ve ever seen. maybe the best since laureano in oakland.
  5. y’all sound like the people who watch a stand up comic and try really really hard not laugh, just to prove that he’s not funny. yes, he knew that everyone was going to clap regardless, that’s how we knew the joke was going to land, which it did. it has been by far the most popular/talked about/retweeted joke of the entire show. everyone else seems to like it, but then again they aren’t trying to poke holes in what’s just a silly joke.
  6. this thread is a great example of the tribalism that’s pervasive in this country now. people walk around believing that everyone else is either an ally or an enemy, and that they can tell which category everyone else fits into based on one interaction. my posting history on this site, particularly in the CR and DT shows me to irrefutably be a champion of pretty much any all groups who’ve been persecuted or marginalized. i am all for the rights and empowerment of all people, of all colors, all religions, all races, trans, queer, black, female, muslim, chritsian i don’t care- you deserve love, and compassion, and equal rights to the richest, most powerful WASPs on the planet. there is zero doubting or debating where i stand and have always stood on these issues. thats simple fact. doesn't matter. as soon as i do one thing that you associate with “your enemies”- in this case expressing how tired i am of the constant “woe is me, my marginalized group is so oppressed” talk in the middle of my sporting events- you suddenly think you know everything about me. i must hate women, im a misogynist, im hateful, i have no female friends, etc. you really don’t hear how radical you sound? you don’t think you’ve taken this from 0-100 in 3.2 seconds? if you really can’t see that then there is no room for changing your mind. if your mind is made up about me, and no amount of earnest discussion or empirical evidence to the contrary of your asinine beliefs about me can move you from your position, then you might want to think about what that says about you.
  7. honestly- you say i’m “constantly playing the victim”. can you cite some references for me, since it’s so constant? you people love to say this, but it’s baseless, and it’s a juvenile cop out. same as the idea that i hate women, simply because i’m…checks notes…annoyed at the pervasive misandry on my tv? really? that’s all it takes? i dont appreciate the female version of misogyny and therefore i hate women? lol ok.
  8. episode 3 was a total dud for me, it was all over the place. parts of it were satirizing the bear, parts of it seemed to be satirizing that 911 show that rob lowe is on, and i just straight up didn’t get the whole peppers deal. not an episode i’m dying to watch again.
  9. Derka

    Luka Doncic

  10. and just to get this back on track:
  11. yes, that was the entire joke.
  12. shane gillis is the funniest, most self aware, relatable comedian today and it’s not even close. and it is hilarious how many people with only surface level knowledge of him hate him, and think he’s maga, because they haven’t ever actually watched one of his specials or seen any of the thousands and thousands of podcast episodes he’s done. he’s so opposite of what they think he is it’s hilarious. he’s self deprecating, self aware, and he likes to rile people up with a wink and a smile. the people who fall for it and get all upset over him or claim he’s not funny are only further proving how funny he is. i mean, on his very first special he straight up came out and said that he did not vote for trump, and then made fun of trump voters by going, “i know, it’s surprising, look at me, i’m his target demographic. they’re just like, “hey, are you fat and stupid?”, i’m like, “yeah! hell yeah! what are we doing? we building a wall?”, and yet here we are years later and half the population still thinks he’s a maga guy and are all upset about it. remember when maga cancelled bud light? what did shane do? he kept drinking it so publicly that they made him their spokesperson. he did that, despite everyone around disavowing bud light for being “woke”. hell. earlier this year he actually got seriously upset on his podcast (which is super rare for him when he’s sober lol) at how ridiculous trump’s cabinet were all acting at some ufc event. he was legit pissed and kind of disgusted at how unprofessional and unbecoming it was for all of these trump appointees to be acting like idiot frat bros while front row at a ufc fight. and still, half the country thinks he’s maga because they’re too dense to understand that he’s making fun of maga and doing a bit. the bottom line is this: every person i’ve ever known or seen who has actively disliked shane gillis is someone who i would derisively refer to as a SJW. everyone on this site knows my politics and what a i stand for, but really do hate the “perpetual uber victim” faction of left wing people who are triggered by everything, and straight up, if you actively dislike shane gillis then there’s a 95% chance that that’s you. if he’s not your cup of tea, that’s one thing. not every comedian is for everybody. but if you actively dislike him, you’ve probably never given him an actual look, and you’re probably the type of person who is just triggered by everything. lighten up.
  13. madueke to wear no.20. first official photo:
  14. i’ve “beaten” the two tours and gotten all of the points and stuff and unlocked the platinum achievements for each level. some of these are really challenging. i don’t think i’m ever going to get the combo letters in LA. still a lot of fun tho.
  15. Derka

    BB27

    i looked him up. the highest he made it was low A ball where he hit like .188. he played like 50 total games, most of them in a florida instructional league. “i played professional baseball with the nationals.” yeah and i coached UT basketball back the the 80’s and 90’s. same thing basically lol. that gotta become a gif.
  16. Derka

    BB27

    yeah, my mom got me into BB back in BB 12 iirc (the one with The Brigade, a year before the rachel and brendan season), and we watch together, and she and i just looked at each other and started laughing when that happened. “new breed of man” i said, just sort of incredulously shaking my head. “i love you brother.” lol ok. you’re gonna see him again soon, it’ll be alright.
  17. Derka

    BB27

    zae seems pretty awesome, it sucks that he’s already gone. hopefully he pops up on the challenge in the future.
  18. Derka

    BB27

    it’s sucks that the entire house always knows who’s going home before they even vote these days. you can always tell just by looking at the nominees. also, when will people learn to stop volunteering for the block? kelley volunteered twice and then it nearly killed her lol. no clue why people still do that.
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    dunks

  20. Derka

    BB27

    lol, i said the exact same thing. too funny.
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