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  1. all it would take to fix this is for the managers to agree (prompted by the league or otherwise) to start the two best staters, but to save some of your best pitchers and hitters for later in the game. let’s watch mike wazowski vs zack mckinstry in the 4th inning so that we can see hunter brown vs shohei ohtani in the 8th or 9th. give the participation trophy players an AB or an IP early on and save a few of the big dawgs to be subbed in throughout the game. if the best players decided the game in the 9th it would mean more.
  2. it slammed and went hard, imo.
  3. it’s actually not even frozen anymore which is surprising to me. fuck it, im going in.
  4. i put this in the freezer (it was room temperature and i wanted to drink it cold) before the hr derby and then forgot about it. this is going to be one cold-ass, potentially less flavorful (?) beer. q: what happens when you freeze your beer like a dumbass? what does it do to the beer?
  5. so now you get a hr derby trophy, a piece and chain, as well as a wrestling belt. ok.
  6. cal raleigh is a freak, but caminero is an alien.
  7. lmao a kid robbed one of the homers, i’ve always wanted to see that.
  8. jessica mendoza: β€œdid you see where that last one was?!?!?!!!” me: β€œno i did not, espn’s camera angle was coming from the moon.”
  9. people will call you racist or sexist and swear up and down that there’s no reason for anyone to hate on angel reese and then she’ll do this:
  10. just now tuning into the derby on my dvr. i see that espn is still choosing to use a split screen, the dumbest thing possible. apparently wood hit one 486 feet. too bad i wasn’t able to actually watch and appreciate it. dumb.
  11. my mom always had cats, but i never really had a relationship with any of them. just always been a dog person. then a couple years ago when my mom’s cat died she said she wanted to get an orange cat like the one she had as a kid, Honeycomb. we went to the pville animal shelter, and sure enough they had a two year old orange cat that had been living on the streets its entire life. we brought him home and named him Jazz, after Jazz Chisholm, your most racist friend’s least favorite baseball player (lol). Jazz is awesome. he *loves* the home/kingdom we’ve given him. he gets to be inside whenever he wants, he’s best friends with our dog (although he’s still pretty sad about the recent death of our other dog 😒), and yet he still gets to roam around outside, hunting, killing, and eating everything from mice to rabbits. sometimes he comes home and you can tell he’s been in a fight, and he just licks his wounds, and has this aura about him that says, β€œyou should see the other guy.” he might be involved in some sort of cat fight club, i’m not sure, he refuses to talk about it. anyway, i never imagined myself being a cat owner, but Jazz is just too badass not to love. he’s the warrior in that old saying, β€œit’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.” he’s got a home now, but he’ll always be a certified g. love this guy.
  12. Derka

    Tre Johnson

  13. my favorite longhorns of the last 10 years have been holland > taylor > andrew jones > bari > disu > tre. off the top of my head anyway. whole bunch of other guys who i love (felix, holmes, lammert, ridley, and ibeh just from one team alone, to name a few), but these guys have stood out above the rest. can’t wait to add someone to the list this season.
  14. Wordle 1,486 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1267 7️⃣πŸŸ₯ 9️⃣πŸŸ₯ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ #Worldle #1270 (14.07.2025) 3/6 (100%) πŸ”₯ Current Streak: 2 days πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β†˜οΈ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β†—οΈ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŽ‰ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share oh give me a fucking break: that’s asinine. i forfeit the game in protest. Connections Puzzle #764 🟩🟦🟨πŸŸͺ 🟩🟨🟩πŸŸͺ 🟦🟨🟦πŸŸͺ 🟩πŸŸͺ🟦🟨
  15. the entire world is laughing at us:
  16. shane gillis has a funny bit about how his dad is very worried about our southern border for a guy who’s a high school girl’s basketball coach from central pennsylvania.
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