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DanTheHorn

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Posts posted by DanTheHorn

  1. 1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    Have the election results been certified? Did the Electoral Collegr award the Presidency to Joe Biden and I missed it?

    This isn't over. Democracy literally is hanging in the balance. 

    I heard a Jets fan once say the game was not over when they were losing 17+ with 3 minutes to go. For some reason your comment brought back the memory.

  2. 3 hours ago, mdmost said:

    This is the kind of dumb shit we're up against. Posted by a guy I went to high school with. You can guess his political affiliation. 

     

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    We have forced folks to smoke in the corners outside in wet and cold weather to get what they are exhaling away from the rest of us. That is all a mask is since we can't see those exhaling covid droplets.

  3. 9 hours ago, RPM said:

    I fucked an ugly fat chick once. But at least I was drunk and on drugs.

    Reminds me of an occasion when I was working an on campus job as a senior with another senior and two freshmen. The two freshmen would not shut up about all the women they had. So I asked, what is the ugliest chick you fucked. They answered I have never fucked an ugly chick. I then said, well then you have not fucked enough. The other senior that never said a word responded. Ain't that the truth.

  4. 7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

    I think it's funny many politicians think people will ever forget them supporting Trump

     

    Fuck you Rubio and to think I voted for you in the 2016 primaries.

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    Edited by DanTheHorn

    9 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:


    This from the lying statistician who believes that because the ballot counting machines “glitch” was only a “software issue” that somehow it was not newsworthy.

    1. It’s damaged altered ballots had all been accounted for.....lie

    2. All ballot counting was done under the proper supervision of election officials.....lie. There’s copious amounts of video evidence of the removal of GOP election officials being removed and barred from re-entry or in other places not present in the first place.

    3. That the other 46 counties in Michigan had been “cleared” of any votes that had been changed, on purpose from Tump to Biden. That’s literally what the “glitch” was . That if the machine read “Tump”. The machine, by the instructions coded into the software, changed enough of those ballots to “Count” as Biden. Even if the ballot in your hand said “Trump”. (Actually, especially if the ballot in your hand said “Trump”)

    This didn’t happen in Giant states like California or New York. It happened, by another stoke of coincidence, in the states that were/are in question and remain counting votes at the time of this posting.

    3. You further went on to find more proof of the innocuousness of this “glitch just being a software issue” because voting machines “every where” ran this same software.

    Well. Part of that’s true. This is where I’m not sure if you are displaying your stupidity or your dishonesty as you are demonstrably dishonest and now appearing more and more dim. I never considered you especially bright, but not necessarily stupid either. Certainly no one who’s scoring of my intelligence would matter to me one iota, but now I believe that you are quite a bit more dim than I did previously. Mostly because of:

    4. You still haven’t elaborated on the 5 standard deviations from what are typical voter turn out numbers. I have seen you demonstrate for your pack dogs here some chops at statistics when you play to the crowd here about odds of winning the rest of the games or something that you believe gives you some authority on the matter.

    That’s a complicated field of study as I believe that your working knowledge of some of it was a demonstration of intelligence on some level. I’m thinking now that because you are aware what a delta of 5 standard deviations means to probability, along with the forensic characteristics surrounding the application of statistical modeling and you’ve remained completely quiet in lieu of your typical analysis of football records’ probability.

    Michigan's population has been flat, around 10million, for the past 20 years. 5,544,000 voted in Michigan in 2020. 4,548,000 in 2016. 4,680,000 in 2012. 4,912,000 in 2008. 4,793,000 in 2004. 4,124,000 in 2000. So either a million more people voted this time, or Democrats cheated at 4:00am

    I’m not sure it was you, but someone here wanted to use the fact that the Dems lost big in the house and big in the State legislatures as some sort of proof of an honest election. “If we were going to cheat, isn’t it reasonable that we would cheat for the other spots, too?”

    Well, no. You see, not only did these “drops” only happen at 4am, in battle ground States, after counting had inexplicably stopped and election officials sent home and in at least one instance blocked from returning, but they came back 9O% Biden and none of the down ballots elections we’re bothered with at all. Like there was some sort of rush, on every ballot in that “drop”. So, we go to bed each night with Trump winning by every report, almost in a landslide and wake up each day to Biden miraculously taking overnight leads in these States that somehow can’t quite finish counting.

    So, back to the fat part of the bell curve, you are likely a guy who considers statics a hobby, not particularly bright, emboldened by your pack here, definitely a liar and definitely terrified of what little bit you do know, seek some sort of validation here in your pack dog role; but at your bottom are a frightened bitch.

    (See you’ve gone and had me break my own rule and attack you personally as that seems to be all the “rage”)

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    No one will ever have enough proof for you that this was an honest election. You will be like the Democrats from 2000 watching documentaries 20 years later regarding the big cheat even after several newspapers got together a year later and did a recount and found the results of 2000 were correct. So you go into that crazy Democrat basket for folks like me because in 2000 I voted for Bush.

  6. 36 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

    I continue to belief this is incredibly dangerous. I don't really see an exit for Trump and the Republicans pushing this BS. They're not going to wake up one morning and say "well, after looking into, there was no fraud." And they know they're lying. When was the last time half the country believed the president was illegitimate? Lincoln?

    Cruz and Graham like the weasels they are have decided to go this route in an attempt to get the trumpkin vote in 2024.

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