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Vanilla Strange Gato

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  1. This is a little bit like Chandler solving the trail Ross needs to shut down so Rachel doesn’t find out he boinked the girl at the copy place (who was also Seinfeld’s maid/girlfriend, and was Sandler’s girlfriend in The Wedding Singer - she gets around).
  2. The way I remember it, he took a stripper back to his hotel room, passed out drunk, she ordered $1000 in room service and maybe some other stuff using the athletic department credit card in his wallet, and bailed out on him. I have always thought it was a little bit like George Costanza meeting the woman on the subway that ended up handcuffing him to the bed and stealing his $8 and the suit he got at Moe Ginsburg.
  3. A Wormtongue reference in a discussion about NFL franchise leadership. I love it. Does that mean Jerry Jones is Sauron? He definitely hasn’t seen a ring in a long time.
  4. I was listening to sports talk radio earlier this week and heard Mack Rhoades talking about how the playoff committee does watch all the pertinent games and has good discussions about what they saw and which teams should be ranked where. Rhoades said “you know” about fifty times in that interview. He sounded like a freshman running back in his first opportunity to talk to the media. I came away from that interview thinking “this guy is on the CFP committee, and he’s the athletic director at Baylor?” It reminded me of a Bob Stoops interview that my son and I saw on ESPN when my son was maybe 10 years old? After the 10th “you know” from Stoops, my son asked “is something wrong with him? He doesn’t sound very smart.” Yes there is, son. Yes there is.
  5. This Michigan team isn’t beating this Ohio State team.
  6. Crazy stat line https://www.espn.com/college-football/matchup/_/gameId/401752944
  7. Meanwhile, people love to use transitive property to make arguments every week.
  8. Wait. Sam won the game last night?
  9. If he’s eating at Chipotle he has bigger problems.
  10. The grapevine is pretty solid as a source. Also on the grapevine this season: Sark is off the wagon. It’s the only explanation for his decisions Sark missed a month of work after last season Loreal had a kid with a former player Yeah. The grapevine is reliable and not a bunch internet nerds doing wishcasting
  11. Umm, the “Tell me about Texas A&M” thread has more views and replies than most of the other threads on this forum combined, so…
  12. Several of you need to take off your Hairmet and go see Dr. Cox for a prescription.
  13. It’s always the same thing here. We get upset and reach for excuses when we do bad and when other teams do well. You men with Low T have been setting the stage for weeks to get ready with excuses the day after thanksgiving. A loss will come with “we had distractions because of Sark/NFL”, or “it’s the ref’s fault”, or “aggy didn’t have a hard schedule so they aren’t as beat up as us”. And it’s this way on every fan site. For every team. Except maybe Indiana. I can’t imagine they have a fan site for football. As I’m typing this, I see Nussmeier almost get his head ripped off and Bama fans upset that there was a penalty. College football fans are lunatics.
  14. You should see their leadership.
  15. Simpson is going to win the Heisman.
  16. This thread is funny and predictable. People cracking on the schedule and saying Missouri is ass and shouldn’t be ranked. Also, those same people celebrated barely escaping Kentucky and Mississippi State with wins. Yeah, some of those coaches they went up against got fired. Does anyone think Brian Kelly gets fired if he hangs 49 on an Elko defense that was so talked about before that game and closes out a win at home? That first half today was ugly football, but they got a win on the road in the SEC against a ranked team. In November. Maybe they fall apart next week because Sellers puts on a Superman cape, but right now I think the coaster is not going according to the usual schedule.
  17. As opposed to dry French kisses????
  18. Brian Kelly is offended by this comment.
  19. Chingao. Mizzou just fell apart.
  20. Man. Another good call by Klein.
  21. Maybe they are just trying to exercise “the stranger”
  22. I do not like the phone commercial with all the ice cream cones. It weirds me out for some reason.
  23. Those guys are impressive. They could each have 1000yd seasons if their coaching staff had a clue.
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