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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. Keep Johnny Drama's name out yo M'fn mouth
  2. Lulz what? 1) Carne asada Huge gap 2) Barabcoa 3) Al Pastor She fucking lost my vote
  3. I've said it before and I'll say it again, that's a dope picture. I'd ask what his Surly handle was, but I've already been told multiple times and I always forget. Great picture though
  4. It's fucking incredible. My dad is an IBEW California hippie who you couldn't pay to say anything nice about a Republican, but even he respects John McCain more than his own daughter.
  5. That search is amazing.... "JD Vance didn't have sex with a couch, but he's still extremely weird" "JD Vance couch sex rumors: are they true, where did they start?" "Did JD Vance smash a couch?"
  6. I just realized that I don't care if Icono or Helobious catch a random bone in their chicken wings. Am I Maga?
  7. Okay let's be honest, it's fun to make fun of Vance for fucking a couch, but......some of these couches are actually kinda hot, right?
  8. Wait, is your wife Native American/Mexican? And is she married?
  9. It's impossible not to love Balz to the Walz. I vacillate between Besheer, Cooper, and Shapiro based on how well you idiots are mind fucking me. But if I'm being honest, Walz is the dude I like the most. He reminds me of the uncle who doesn't give a fuck and will say whatever and not surprisingly, is your favorite family member
  10. Listen asshole. You're probably right, but.....but, Florida and North Carolina are at least worth putting time and money into. Fuck shitbag Ohio and Texas.... ...and nobody likes you
  11. Fuck that sucks. Apple has, by far, the best shit going
  12. I'm about to start the final episode, but put me on that jury and I'm 100% convicting Rusty for two reasons. First, he's got a great head of hair, and should be punished for that. More importantly, he wears a pinky ring.
  13. Lulz do I have to repeat it? Chant, damn you!
  14. The problem with @Biff Tannen, just like myself, is we are on the border of Gen X and Millennial, but neither generation wants us. Just generation zombies wondering around
  15. Me when he finally responds to this
  16. Where ya at mainstream media? This fucking waterhead is TOO OLD, right?
  17. Sir Alex Ferguson.
  18. Pro tip: if you're in Pennsylvania, say Pittsburgh, don't casually toss around the phrase "Pedo State"
  19. Shit is weird. I spend a lot of time in Arizona, and I think it's going to continue on the Colorado path and be consistently blue. But what the fuck do I know, I think North Carolina should have flipped before Georgia or Arizona. NC makes no sense to me
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