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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. You'd bet 50/50 that your average human driver would mow down 4 out of 4 kids inching on the edge of a crosswalk who happened to dash across?? No fucking way. Most drivers would have stopped. The kid didn't dash out from behind a car, it was standing at the edge of the crosswalk. I'd bet that 75% of drivers playing on their phones would have taken caution
  2. Thankfully that's already a law with Bernthal
  3. This shit sucks without shadow operative, and I'm talking about god dammed Derka, not broke ass shadow operative 2.0
  4. No, we will not "nevermind the triple negative." That's bullshit, and you should know better
  5. Imagine what Brad "Big Dick" Brownell could do at Kentucky with all that talent? You won't do it, Kentucky. I'm sorry, it's hard to walk with a pair of massive balls and jnco pants
  6. Fuck, that's it! I've had it with this dump of a board. We got no food. We got no jobs. Our Derka's heads are falling off!
  7. Is this real life?? "Black female cafeteria workers were the best when I was in H.S. Me: 'Mattie Lee, you're so pretty. Will you marry me when I graduate?' Her (laughing): 'Have an extra piece of fried chicken, Zach.' This worked every Fried Chicken day of the year for me."
  8. Somebody looked in Pringle's direction, blow the whistle!
  9. The Schieffelin Plan: pound the boards, then pound your lady out
  10. How the fuck does Bama keep hitting these ridiculous threes
  11. It's the same whether it's Clemson or Bama. Take UCONN and the points, regardless
  12. Last time Clemson was in the elite 8, they were led by head coach Nick Nolte, and it was some elite level cheating
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