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Gossip Girl Revival on HBO - 1 Man Rejoices


SydneyCarton

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There are only a handful of things that @closetojumping loves as much as his tiny, effeminate purse dogs: Texas Football, grandstanding, discussing spineless organisms...maybe his children. But at the very top of that list is his favorite television program, Gossip Girl. This motherfucker will go one for ages about the understated brilliance of Gossip Girl, the fact that it's basically Dallas with hotter, younger chicks, and that he has shamelessly binge watched all of the seasons multiple times. He got a Leighton Meester tattoo on his left foot where most women ages 17-19 will get a butterfly. 

Why am I telling you all of this? Because his fervent prayers have been answered...HBO is making a new Gossip Girl. The fact that it will be done by a premium network probably means he's checking the viable real estate for a new tattoo near his navel, so he and Lincoln Riley can besties. 

http://www.darkhorizons.com/warners-plans-gossip-girl-revival-for-hbo-max/

Will I watch this trash? Of course not. But don't let him tell you he won't. 

 

 

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