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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

you mean "on the shitter"? 

I'm not picky. Shower, shitter, wherever the lord takes him. Although I'm doubting he can shower or shit on his own. I feel really, really bad for his home health nurse. The smell alone. Can you Imagine? I would rather inhale methane from a deceased body. 

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When Elko inevitably passes on in the next 3 years, I want aggy to promote Holmon Wiggins to active HC just for the lulz and their misery. Or they could pump him up like they did their baseball coach who took the number 1 team and dismantled it. But he was the real architect behind their success. We just missed it. Schloss was just the helicopter coach, not a "real" coach. 

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59 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Of course our large money donors whisper to random aggy insurance agents about their finances, NIL, etc. Clearly, a strongly worded letter is in order for our donors.

It is beyond amazing what these guys make up.

I'm hearing the local College Station buffets have a Not Allowed poster of Elko taped on the door? Any ideas?

Wiggins is a top 3 type OC - this hire has got NC all over it - book it. We should tap into the aggy whisper network to confirm this.

Getting bounced/losing first round in the CFP makes some aggy poster (this is real - just too lazy to find it) very concerned on their NC title this year. 

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