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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk

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7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was about to board the Tron ride this morning with my wife and kids.

The riders ahead of us go to get on the ride and I noticed that one dude looked like he was clocking in around 350 pounds.

“Man, that guy sat in the test seat and fit? Wow. “

5 minutes later, they still couldn’t get his fat ass harnessed in and he’s yelling at the workers to “just run it anyway, I’ll be fine, goddammit!” as more workers arrived to usher him off stage left. Shut the ride down for almost 10 minutes. Perhaps because I was reading Surly while waiting, I actually thought “hell, that very well could have been Mike Elko”.

I mean, who hasn’t been there?

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