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  1. This may be Trump’s greatest contribution to our society. Its like a progressive tax on being stupid. The stupider you are, the greater the tax becomes in relation to your means.
  2. This is true. If you ever end up in the hospital and things are looking serious, you need to turn into the biggest asshole possible. Nice patients die quickly, assholes live forever.
  3. The Trump bible is the only way to buy a bible these days without getting arrested by the FBI! Stock up while you still can!
  4. Put him in the M13 block and instruct them to give him a real gag order
  5. Keep complaining. I am almost there! (P.S. I agree with you)
  6. Furthermore, lots of us middle age dudes have the resources not only to survive, but significantly profit from a Trump presidency since we are again voting against our (short term) financial interests. The young, brown, and entitled who will be intimately facing the unlubed dildo of consequences are playing Russian Roulette, while us middle age guys are playing Blackjack….with house money.
  7. If Trump wins this fall, and it turns out the college kids sat out in large numbers or voted for Trump, these dumb shits will truly deserve what will happen. I will just take my sizable tax cuts, buy a overseas residence and a new popcorn machine, and watch with fascination at the flood of "I can't believe the leopards ate my face" outrage on TikTok.
  8. Also, Sleep Joe wants to fuck his daughter!
  9. Another US precision-guided weapon falls prey to Russian electronic warfare, US says https://www.defenseone.com/threats/2024/04/another-us-precision-guided-weapon-falls-prey-russian-electronic-warfare-us-says/396141/ Not great, but the intelligence gained about Russia's actual real world capabilities must be priceless to our military. I would imagine our military/CIA spend way more than 60 billion trying to gain this type of knowledge about Russia/China.
  10. I would like to pitch a new Netflix series called "The Treason Trials of Fox News". A fictional account what a trial would look like if Murdock and his children were charged with being foreign spies/traitors, who aired fictitious "news" stories intended to inflame the lizard brain of it's views strictly for profit, to sew division/conflict in the American populous, and to help foreign adversaries diminish the influence of America throughout the world. The last episode titled "Gory Decapitations" would be rated NC-17
  11. Live look at Biden (who is also sleepy and a vegetable)
  12. It's kinda like in GOT, where when you impregnate your whore, you give the offspring a stupid name.
  13. Cali --> R Texas --> D You heard it here first!
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