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Herpa Derpa

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  1. 2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

    Kristen Wiig is obviously very happy with her current body and good for her.

    Oh, oh, oh, it's magic you know. Never believe it's not so.

     

  2. 25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Am I the only adult who thinks a grown-ass man retreiving a foul ball and not giving it to a kid is grounds for getting tossed from the ballpark?

     

    25 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

    Agreed. And this trend has worsened since the 90s. People are super selfish nowadays. 

    Fuck them kids. I've gone a lifetime without ever getting a homer or foul ball. I'd donkey punch your mother for my chance. Snot nosed little fucks can learn to stake their claim like adults or get out of the fucking way. This ain't a fucking tea party, it's baseball. For this grown-ass man, I think adults who base their worldview on catering to children are the greater threat to a civil society than the one teaching the rugrat there's no free lunch in life.

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  3. 53 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

    My wife says there are two sets of standards for men and women coaches. She says when a man is a hard-nosed, mean SOB, people praise him for how tough he is and how he makes his players better with tough love, blah, blah, blah. She says when a woman coach acts exactly the same, people call her a nasty bitch who's angry and a monster. I think she's right.  

     

    38 minutes ago, Kermit said:

    My wife told me about our neighbor Linda’s racist diatribe on Facebook detailing the door-to-door salesman that have suddenly infiltrated our neighborhood. I would have much rather had your conversation.

    Think y'all both might need to be here.

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  4. 22 hours ago, chase25 said:

    That and selling kids on several cross country road trips every year going forward is certainly not going to help them.

    I thought every West Coast kid grew up dreaming of playing baseball in Winston-Salem and Pittsburgh?

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  5. 8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

    I think William is excited. He's wearing an adult shirt and looks showered. Still wearing a ball cap all the time, but baby steps.

    He's a 50 year old man that I have only seen dressed like a feckless twit for the past three decades. All the credit for forging a career in grifting aggy coin but he really is a little basement boy.

    His world is gonna fall apart when Mama Luicci kicks.

  6. 3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

    Lots of hits to the head would be my guess.  

    That and the loss of purpose that can come from ending a football career.  For most of these players football wasn't just a game, it was literally what defined them since Pop Warner.  Then it's just over in a blink.  That could be hard to deal with.

    It can also be quite a jolt to one's self worth to realize you're now just another faceless schlub punching a timeclock until the sweet release of death. First half of your life you were feted like a King by everyone you encountered. Then you're a nobody only vaguely remembered by diehards. It's gotta be a hard fall from elite to regular. Thank god I've managed to contain myself to mediocrity.

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  7. I root for those who I believe do it the "right" way and deserve good things. Barnes deserves at least one more FF on the resume and I will root for him to get it. I won't root for a future conference opponent to win it all, but a loss in the title game would be just fine and a career high for the man.

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  8. 21 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

    they sell THC by the grams in stuff like gummies in legal states. In Colorado, you can buy something like 7000 mg thc gummies in a 40 pack (175 mg per gummy) for like $30. She's in jail for what would be like a parking fine on campus.

    Sure, but take if from someone living in a legalized state that Daddy Prohibition knows best. It's like Escape From New York meets Apocalypse Now out there. Toddlers walk the streets smoking joints. I saw an 85 year old man so stoned he just sat on a bench and threw bread at the birds. Businesses all shuttered because of the ganja gangs that run the block. Fucking carnage. I know a guy that just smelled it and had to be put in a home for the incurably insane. The neighbors and I know we'll be lucky to get out alive.

    No wait, that's not what happened. But I do get to enjoy a couple of parking tickets on this revered weekend without concern for quality or the purchase ruining my life. And I get to tell them when to have it ready for me. Being treated like an adult has its perks.

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  9. I was going to make fun of the name Charlbi but then I learned this was to be her breakout role but turned into her final role as she would die just a few months after it debuted at Cannes.

    Now I'm in a rhombus of sadness.

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  10. 13 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

    The basketball portal isn't necessarily the exact science it claims to be.

    I don't think the portal claims to be anything. The folks that think the portal is a simple pick and win endeavor that only fails if you don't "work it" hard enough are the fools you're looking for.

  11. My pay grade is a little lower than Ohtani so I'm no expert on the workings of high level finance. But it would seem to me one can't just wire transfer $4.5 million without the banks verifying identity a few times during the process. So either we are to believe Ippie is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet who forged signatures and impersonated his golden goose to steal millions from his boss. Or, Ohtani is super secretive about his life because he's a degenerate lying scumbag with no qualms about throwing a brother/lover from another mother under the bus to save himself.

    One of the two is a piece of shit human being. Wonder what the odds are on that bet?

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