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Herpa Derpa

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  1. 27 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

    4 of the last 9 Super Bowls were won by acquired QBs with a well rounded roster (Manning, Foles, Brady, Stafford).

    Those are also the only 4 in the past 20+ years that were acquired. Tampa and Denver were chosen by HOF QBs in the twilight who went to the best scenarios available. There was no insight or strategy necessary by the teams. Extremely unique situations highly unlikely to be duplicated. See Rodgers, Aaron. And Foles was drafted by the Eagles so he's a quasi homegrown QB.  So basically a single team move for a QB by the Rams resulted in a Super Bowl this millennium.

  2. 1 hour ago, Parliament said:

    The second in line to the throne of England doesn't hafta compromise.  Somewhere out there is a 10 who's into butt stuff.  Why not find HER and do butt stuff with a 10 and not that horse face?

    Exactly. As George Costanza proved, once you can get into the 10 world they are a dime a dozen. A Prince is born in that world. You can have Romanian supermodels lining up to strap-on and take a sweet check to walk away in silence.

     

    1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

    Exactly. It's just like Hugh Grant getting caught with that nasty prostitute. I suppose it's possible to get tired of sleeping with Elizabeth Hurley (although I will never be able to wrap my head around that, but I know "As hot is she is, blah, blah, blah"). But he was one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. He would have had no problem finding another hot woman to do whatever he was into.

    It wasn't about getting tired of sleeping with Elizabeth Hurley. It was about being a man alone in LA with a nut to bust. He wasn't set to appear on Leno for a couple of days, what the hell did you want him to do?

  3. 1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    Ok.  A bit confused.  One of the Indian/Mexican girls appears to have gone to UT - Karishma Cordero.  Are you saying the girl doing the 400-point turn on the show swam at Texas?

    Cordero went to UT.

    The buckethead that can't drive mentioned she was a "competitive swimmer" which probably means swim club.

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  4. 2 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

    That would be nice.  I heard that Dak might crack due to being sacked from the back by some hacks in slacks.

     

    2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

    Take that back. It's not a fact, Jack.

     

    2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

    I've yet to see this yak, does she at least have a nice rack?

    Y'all be wack.

  5. 1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

    it is amazing how much time you spend on these boards talking about me. what’s even more amazing is that everything you posted above describes you. you are the single most hostile and combative poster on this board. dope projection though. 

    Spoilered for those that don't give a shit.

    Spoiler

    Oh go fuck yourself, you dumb fuck. I have fucking defended you on multiple occasions, particularly on this board with old man @greggym. You're too stupid to even realize when someone wants to be on your side. You have over 16,000 posts on this board and I have less than 4,000. And I invite anyone to read through my posts and see how little you enter the conversation. As in maybe once every 6 months or so depending on your latest comical freakouts. I am truly impressed you believe me to be the "single most hostile and combative poster on this board", it's a tremendous sign of respect that I occupy so much space in your brain via so little effort. Or just more hyperbolic bullshit from the Emperor of Denial.

    It's not projection to point out your failings. It might be if I had the failing and you didn't, but I'm not the one in denial about their anger. It's not projection to point out the irrational and antagonistic behavior you display over and over. You are a cancer to yourself, this board, and the Longhorn nation. You have been for decades. You have even admitted on multiple occasions this is all unhealthy for you, yet YOU insist on doing the same things over and over and bringing it on yourself. At a certain point, the addict is to blame. You are known across the fanbase as a laughable clown incapable of discussing your personal favorites with any objectivity. Your entire posting history and infinite list of adversaries are my evidence. Your fixation with me from first accusing me of stealing your name (narcissist much?) to "how much time you spend on these boards talking about me" (me, me, me, me, me, me) is a direct indication that you have an unhealthy obsession with anyone that dares question your blowhard opinion on your preferred subject. I would be surprised if there's a single poster that knows I exist. Yet, you have me on the laminated list. That's your problem, dickhead, not mine.

    Here, I'll give you what you so crave. You appear to want hostility from others based on how you interact. So here's some hostility for you, fuckface. You are a mentally frail pisstard that knows jack shit about anything beyond generalized platitudes and buzzwords. You are a gaping fuckhole spewing simple-minded certainties with barely a speck of insight, nuance, or notion of a contrasting view being valid. I have no desire, inclination, or responsibility to appease the insecurities and inabilities of a bloody pussy to behave in a mature and pleasant manner. I don't care about whatever asslicker issues you have, be they mental, physical, or social. A spelunking dickface like you don't mean shit to me. Your posts make me laugh because I like clowns. Your are an insufferable bitch online that rarely enters my thoughts and certainly disappears the moment I close the laptop. You are the equivalent to reading a mid-week editorial, lots of words that ultimately say nothing. Spend the rest of your life as a miserable loser casting blame on everyone else. You are not unique in that endeavor. I'm sure it's hard meeting assholes all day, every single day. But I will never believe you are capable of growth because you refuse to even try.

    Nobody here makes you behave like a cunt. Only you can prevent Derka fires.

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  6. 16 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

    i don’t even have a clue what you’re trying to say here, or what you’re responding to. what point are you trying to make here?

    And that's the entire point being you miss. That you don't understand nuance is the root of your intractability when it comes to your subjective opinions. That inability is what always ends up creating laughable rants and blow-ups.

    15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    You seem to have a serious problem sussing out shades of gray. 

    I don't recall if it was you or someone else that pointed out the spectrum possibility. But fuck, he couldn't even agree to the simple black and white (no racist) fact that RT is in his first year as the permanent HC of Texas men's basketball. Nope, that's just me being disingenuous about my arguments. Whatever the fuck ever. A simple universal fact and he refuses to accede or alter his position.  It's willful combativeness because no one else in the entire world understands. No one else gets it like the master observer that never seems to be able to read the room. Possible spectrum, possible mind of a child. Either way, engagement is pointless.

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  7. 2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

    he’s in his 29th year as a d-1 coach for christ’s sake, and beyond that, people like you want to give him credit for leading the team to the elite 8 last year, so how in the hell do you figure he’s in year one?

    Because he's in his first year as the permanent head coach of the University of Texas men's basketball team. You got any other years I'm missing? Fact is a fact.

     

    As for the second part, you've been #1 anti-RT fan since last March. Try rooting for the team AND the coach for a change. It ain't gonna hurt you to want the best for the man. In fact, it requires absolutely nothing to do so except an exercise of patient observation to learn the outcome. I promise you that you have no clue how that story is going to play out. And for the record, the success or failure of RT at Texas will have absolutely zero bearing on your life no matter how much you believe otherwise.

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  8. 5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

    Kind of looks like biker Goodfellas? At least that’s my hope. I assume it’s loosely based on The Outlaws because Chicago is on their rockers? 

    Fictional story based on a 1967 picture book depicting the life of The Outlaws MC.

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  9. 1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

    I am finally going to catch my first game at Moody on Saturday. What are my best options for parking?

    Cars and motorcycles are pretty easy. Horse might be a hassle.

  10. On 3/1/2024 at 9:22 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

    Jared Goff didn't know if the sun rises in the east or west, and he plays quarterback and went to Cal.

    QB from Cal doesn't have the same intellectual gravitas it once did.

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  11. 3 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

    The money maker isn't in the sports, it is in the TV market that the B1G milks out of the regions for cable access - primarily the B1G Ten network (which sucks - in case you need a hint)

     

    So much this. Rutgers and Maryland meant one thing, East Coast tv sets. Now they've added West Coast tv sets. That is all that matters in the big picture and why the SEC will ultimately have to expand the footprint to keep the dollars even.

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