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Herpa Derpa

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  1. On 3/23/2024 at 5:55 PM, Gil Bang said:

    What a fucking great gig he had.  Making very good money, catching shrapnel pussy, eating and drinking at the best places on Sho's dime...I'd kill for that gig

    Better hurry while the gig is still open.

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  2. 1 hour ago, 'stache said:

    I know she works with plenty of Black people, but this is the face of a person who says the n word a lot at home.🏠 

     

    57 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

    And "thinks" it a lot at work, in traffic, at restaurants etc.

    That sweet little girl from Tickfaw, Louisiana?

    No doubt.

  3. 43 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

    If Edey were able to accept NIL funds (he can’t since he’s not an American citizen), I wonder who’d pay him the most for next season 

    Not true. He can receive passive NIL that only requires licensing, like being in a video game. He's not allowed to do any active engagement that would be seen as off-campus labor, like a meet and greet.  That would be the visa violation.

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  4. 12 hours ago, Js1 said:

    The Hulu one is separate. It’s the Noah Hawley one. It’s a prequel to Alien 

    Per Wiki:

    Alien: Romulus was originally scheduled to be released on Hulu,[4] but was switched to a theatrical release right before filming commenced.[12] It is scheduled to be released by 20th Century Studios on August 16, 2024.[13]

  5. 2 hours ago, mchookem said:

    i so badly want this to be good, but it will probably suck lol

    It was originally slated to come out on Hulu but studio later decided to release to theaters. Hopefully, that's a sign of the quality.

  6. "made an unfortunate mistake"

    So was it unfortunate he got blasted and was behind the wheel at 3 am?

    Was it a mistake cuz he meant to go to bed and accidentally found himself driving down the road instead through some inexplicable turn of events?

    Or...does Michigan find it unfortunate he got pinched and that Michigan men continue to publicly be lawless assholes and sullying their undeserved claim of moral superiority?

     

    I'm gonna go with the last one. Hope Sark hangs half a hundred on those bitches.

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  7. On 3/14/2024 at 4:33 PM, YGIFS said:

    I don't need U.S. Annotated Code to tell me that when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in plain view of 100 people, I shoot the bastard.  That's my policy.  

    I don't know about no code or nothing, but damn, that's pretty harsh to shoot a guy getting repeatedly stabbed. I guess you put him out of his misery.

  8. 27 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

    4 of the last 9 Super Bowls were won by acquired QBs with a well rounded roster (Manning, Foles, Brady, Stafford).

    Those are also the only 4 in the past 20+ years that were acquired. Tampa and Denver were chosen by HOF QBs in the twilight who went to the best scenarios available. There was no insight or strategy necessary by the teams. Extremely unique situations highly unlikely to be duplicated. See Rodgers, Aaron. And Foles was drafted by the Eagles so he's a quasi homegrown QB.  So basically a single team move for a QB by the Rams resulted in a Super Bowl this millennium.

  9. 1 hour ago, Parliament said:

    The second in line to the throne of England doesn't hafta compromise.  Somewhere out there is a 10 who's into butt stuff.  Why not find HER and do butt stuff with a 10 and not that horse face?

    Exactly. As George Costanza proved, once you can get into the 10 world they are a dime a dozen. A Prince is born in that world. You can have Romanian supermodels lining up to strap-on and take a sweet check to walk away in silence.

     

    1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

    Exactly. It's just like Hugh Grant getting caught with that nasty prostitute. I suppose it's possible to get tired of sleeping with Elizabeth Hurley (although I will never be able to wrap my head around that, but I know "As hot is she is, blah, blah, blah"). But he was one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. He would have had no problem finding another hot woman to do whatever he was into.

    It wasn't about getting tired of sleeping with Elizabeth Hurley. It was about being a man alone in LA with a nut to bust. He wasn't set to appear on Leno for a couple of days, what the hell did you want him to do?

  10. 1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    Ok.  A bit confused.  One of the Indian/Mexican girls appears to have gone to UT - Karishma Cordero.  Are you saying the girl doing the 400-point turn on the show swam at Texas?

    Cordero went to UT.

    The buckethead that can't drive mentioned she was a "competitive swimmer" which probably means swim club.

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