luke duke
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Ironically, that's a lot of words to say, women talk to much.
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I took this earlier tonight.
My new hero.
You forgot to take a picture of the line of women waiting for him to tickle them.-
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Dinner

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I don’t want a TV to be the center of my home. We have a Samsung Frame TV that displays art in a very pleasing way.
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She seems nice.

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The problem with propane is that it’s expensive to store a meaningful amount. There are also far fewer places that you can get more.
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My wife likes Vonlane. I’ve never ridden it.
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It’s worth it if you have a NG supply. Propane doesn’t do much for you unless you have a huge buried tank. Get an inverter style. Harbor Freight has some great options. A 3kW generator will run every 120V load in your house (maybe not at the same time).
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They’ll be disappointed looking at my stuff. It’s all iMessage anyway.
Exactly. I don’t associate with Android poors.-
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Or if that doesn’t work, your husband can pour the gas for you.-
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Looks like there are 4 of them.
Are you the aggy that hung the Chilean flag at Pyle Field?-
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A nail driven through your roof doesn't leak until you remove the nail unless it was installed incorrectly. Hence why your roof doesn't leak when you install shingles. I installed roofs with my broher throughout highschool every summer as a job.
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If you call ATT or whoever and ask them to come trim your old cable wiring and remove old boxes, they'll laugh at you and tell you to do it yourself. They will not maintain old cable, especially considering that could have been laid by a different company. It's the onus of the owner of the place to remove old cable and boxes (and dishes) when they switch service, not the cable providers. This is, in fact, not them just being a lazy dick, but for insurance liability problems. They don't want to get sued for creating holes in your roof or whatever.
They’ve already created the hole. -
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News stories that remind you of aggy
German police seek help in solving bull sperm heist
BERLIN (AP) — Police in western Germany are appealing for help in cracking a potentially very cold case.
Authorities say about 60 containers of bull sperm were stolen from a farm in the town of Olfen, 90 kilometers (56 miles) northeast of Cologne, late Monday or early Tuesday.
Police said in a statement Wednesday that while it’s unclear how the rustle happened, the precious cargo needs to be supercooled with liquid nitrogen at –196 Celsius degrees (–320 Fahrenheit) so it isn’t spoiled.
They are seeking tips from the public that might lead to the recovery of the sperm, which was intended for artificial insemination.
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Last week was the 12th anniversary of the 1/2 cow cook at JMueller’s on South 1st.
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Does your Palm Pilot have a navigation app that you can use?
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Needless to say, fixing all that is now on her. I’m not touching it more than I have to. She’s learning a hard lesson, and it better got damn stick.

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8 people
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There were more sides that didn’t make the picture
4 lbs - Wagyu Brisket
1 lb - Pastrami Brisket
4 lbs - Pork Ribs
1 - Beef Rib
1 lb - Turkey
4 links - Sausage
A bunch of sides.
I’ll be taking a nap if anyone needs me.-
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Get the intern to translate

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No, you get a UPS or generator for your fancy bidet.
Yep. Just put the generator in the bathtub.-
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Did I mention she has a degree in Nutrition from UT-Austin?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
in Lulz
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There has to be an easier way to identify virgins.