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luke duke

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  1. You sound like a lot of fun at parties.
  2. They’ll do that for free over at Texags.
  3. What’s the solution here?
  4. What kind of sexual favors did jeevsie require you to perform as part of your job? Does he prefer jelly or syrup?
  5. You can park at my house for $1000/wk. I’ll even drive you to and from the airport, in your car, of course.
  6. A big beef rib can work its way through your system quickly.
  7. Not true. What they do now is throw in a bunch of “free” stuff. Fence work, deck work, stain, better attic ventilation, etc.
  8. Some of you could use this. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dishwashers-can-cook-the-perfect-rare-steak-meat-lover-claims/
  9. He didn’t invent the rib, just the 3-2-1 method.
  10. I’ll bet @Brisketexan was wishing that he had a bidet last night.
  11. I prefer syrup
  12. Impossible! If it isn’t on the Top 50 list, it’s crap!
  13. Please livestream the eulogy and service so the rest of us can pay our respects.
  14. I’d imagine that this is the type of inspiration Steel Shank is looking for. Now all he needs is a nice, cold Bud Light.
  15. What did it look like before you ate it?
  16. That’s great until it goes under the sofa. Maybe that’s what happens in Columbus, OH after football games.
  17. His wife probably dropped it back in the lake when he handed it off to her.
  18. That’s a good price. Expect the batteries to be dead. lithium will cost you close to $3K, lead will be more like $1.5K. Lift kit, wheels and tires will be $1.5K. A rear seat will be $200-600.
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