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luke duke

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  1. You’re overthinking this. You’ll be fine. Also, I would use a grill, not a griddle, for fajitas. Save the griddle for peppers and onions. Get some tablitas while you’re at the Mexican grocery store. You can thank me later.
  2. Good thing Surly maintains an 8 figure wreath fund. @hitbyatrain cut this man a check for $10K.
  3. Why is there a butthole on the bull’s forehead?
  4. Did every kid have to bring 100 boxes of cereal?
  5. Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
  6. All I know is that some dumbfuck on StubHub paid me $9K (after all fees) for 4 upper level tickets a couple of months ago.
  7. Where do the 20yo sharpie hiders like to congregate?
  8. We have 2 kids at the same school. They almost always ride the bus home. Wife - I’m going to pick up daughter and friend from school. I need you to pick up son from bus stop. Me - Where are you taking them? Wife - I’m bringing them back here. Me - Me - Why don’t you just pick everyone up and bring them here? Wife - Wife - I didn’t think of that. Me -
  9. Again, Steel Shank having an opposable thumb has me baffled.
  10. https://www.howtogeek.com/258645/how-to-lock-your-ecobee3-thermostat-with-a-pin-code/
  11. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nebia/nebiabidet
  12. No, but pay me enough and I’ll tell them to fuck off. Sorta kidding.
  13. How much does it pay? [emoji16] I’ve hosted 100+ big tailgates.
  14. Invest in a counter-height table. Or make some table leg extensions out of PVC pipe. Your back will thank you.
  15. “Fishing trip”
  16. You obviously didn’t read the pre-season predictions on TexAggy.
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