Everything posted by luke duke
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
A case (4) of turkey breasticles was $40 a few years ago. A case goes for about $90 today.
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Locked keyboard. Yoga
Your mom saw your search history and locked your computer.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
My whole family drove 5 hrs to spend Thanksgiving at the in-laws. All my MIL has done is complain about how much she hated cooking. I’m trying to convince my wife that we’d be doing her mom a favor by not coming. My kids spend the whole time hiding upstairs to avoid the complaints.
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Real life Hoosiers
1A beats 6A https://www.chron.com/sports/article/gordon-plano-west-texas-girls-basketball-21197098.php
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
These kind of people never take a hint.
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All Things Brisket
The plaque for the pellet cooks is down in the ladies room
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What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
He may have had one, but @hopkinsnhorns is probably who you’re thinking of.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
She sounds hot!
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What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
@C-Man’s melded quarter
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Your Thanksgiving Day Spread
Is that a turkey for ants?
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Bourbon
Specs in Dallas on Central and Royal had Penelope Valencia today https://shop.penelopebourbon.com/products/valencia
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Need to find SSN for SCRA search
Maybe we can just guess. I’ll start… 000-00-0001
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
I think top left may be hiding the goods under the hat and sunglasses.
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
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Small Claims Court - Advice Megathread
Take every keyboard, mouse and all of the toilet paper.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Naoch
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
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The Biggest Scam Profession
Then buy 4 caps. Or buy one of those which cost about 1/4 what an A/C guy is going to charge you. Put the universal one in, order the normal one, install the normal one and have the universal one back on the shelf. It ain’t rocket surgery.
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The Biggest Scam Profession
https://a.co/d/jj5ExjR
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Hey Steel Shank!
Not a speck of pepper in the mashed potatoes.
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Hey Steel Shank!
We hit the St Mary’s (High Hill) one up every Labor Day (Sunday). They make some damn fine fried chicken.
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Lewis Barbecue in Atlanta
https://www.lewisbarbecue.com/location/lewis-barbecue-atlanta/
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Texas BBQ
I’m pretty sure that was the unanimous consensus when brisket first crossed $20/lb.
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'Lectronic forms of payment. Guess it's time.
Apple or Google Pay and Venmo will cover just about everything.
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The Biggest Scam Profession
My old dentist retired. We liked him a lot. The dentist next door bought/merged the practice. On our first visit he told us that my wife, my 3 kids and I all needed sealant on a bunch of our teeth for the low-low price of $100/tooth and, wouldn’t you know it, it wasn’t covered by insurance. We politely told him to fuck off, finished our visit and switched dentists. The new dentist didn’t mention sealants or developing cavities.