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luke duke

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  1. A case (4) of turkey breasticles was $40 a few years ago. A case goes for about $90 today.
  2. Your mom saw your search history and locked your computer.
  3. My whole family drove 5 hrs to spend Thanksgiving at the in-laws. All my MIL has done is complain about how much she hated cooking. I’m trying to convince my wife that we’d be doing her mom a favor by not coming. My kids spend the whole time hiding upstairs to avoid the complaints.
  4. 1A beats 6A https://www.chron.com/sports/article/gordon-plano-west-texas-girls-basketball-21197098.php
  5. These kind of people never take a hint.
  6. The plaque for the pellet cooks is down in the ladies room
  7. He may have had one, but @hopkinsnhorns is probably who you’re thinking of.
  8. She sounds hot!
  9. Is that a turkey for ants?
  10. Specs in Dallas on Central and Royal had Penelope Valencia today https://shop.penelopebourbon.com/products/valencia
  11. Maybe we can just guess. I’ll start… 000-00-0001
  12. I think top left may be hiding the goods under the hat and sunglasses.
  13. Might need some better pics of some of these ladies to determine the amount of my donation.
  14. Take every keyboard, mouse and all of the toilet paper.
  15. These fuckers were $6.29/lb. ~$110/ea
  16. Then buy 4 caps. Or buy one of those which cost about 1/4 what an A/C guy is going to charge you. Put the universal one in, order the normal one, install the normal one and have the universal one back on the shelf. It ain’t rocket surgery.
  17. https://a.co/d/jj5ExjR
  18. Not a speck of pepper in the mashed potatoes.
  19. We hit the St Mary’s (High Hill) one up every Labor Day (Sunday). They make some damn fine fried chicken.
  20. https://www.lewisbarbecue.com/location/lewis-barbecue-atlanta/
  21. I’m pretty sure that was the unanimous consensus when brisket first crossed $20/lb.
  22. Apple or Google Pay and Venmo will cover just about everything.
  23. My old dentist retired. We liked him a lot. The dentist next door bought/merged the practice. On our first visit he told us that my wife, my 3 kids and I all needed sealant on a bunch of our teeth for the low-low price of $100/tooth and, wouldn’t you know it, it wasn’t covered by insurance. We politely told him to fuck off, finished our visit and switched dentists. The new dentist didn’t mention sealants or developing cavities.
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