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luke duke

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  1. I feel like you could save $35K and get a golf cart.
  2. That deck needs a pressure wash.
  3. Pony up and get a Dock Pro https://sleep.me/product/dock-pro-sleep-system
  4. How many times did you fuck him?
  5. Lame. Your dog was the 10th one to shit or piss in the lobby that week. That’s like saying, “I went to a gangbang and I accidentally got jizz on the sofa.”
  6. So does every other sane person.
  7. Some people go in there on purpose Skip to 16:10
  8. I’m a good friend, but I’m also a cheap friend. #cleanbutthole
  9. I bought a bidet for a friend of mine that has ignored my advice to get one for years and had it delivered to his house.
  10. Looks like a Bluetooth gas connection.
  11. Ignoring Kenji is usually a mistake.
  12. Top 2-10% won’t be benefiting
  13. My eulogy will just consist of a hyperlink to the Bidet Meta Threas.
  14. I doubt that you need forgiveness. As many times as Duke fell for the peanut butter trick, I’d have to believe that he secretly enjoyed it.
  15. Dave Bunger https://bungerlaw.com/attorney-profiles/
  16. You should get a shirt with this printed on it.
  17. Congratulations! When are you expecting?
  18. How did that work out?
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