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luke duke

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  1. I didn’t know my in-laws leased their land. Spice cabinet contents: - black pepper, pre ground to a talcum powder consistency - iodized table salt - a solidified container of lemon pepper - a container of Tony’s that I brought over several years ago. I’m the only one who uses it. I bring my own spices whenever we visit, because I’m always asked to cook.
  2. Is it possible to have two innie bellybuttons? Asking for a friend.
  3. Is there a way to insure a kid for certain vehicles and not others?
  4. Average poster in this thread
  5. Wait to slice if you can. A 40qt cooler should be able to hold 20lbs of meat.
  6. I was a valet there in 99-00. It was great and I got an employee discount. Always a great place to take a date.
  7. There are easier ways to never get laid.
  8. FIFY
  9. Tailgating, bidets, pool and laying pipe
  10. Is she banging the whipped cream bikini chick too?
  11. No. Kris Clack signed it and maybe Rod Babers.
  12. Bring the arm so Vince can sign it.
  13. There should be zero game threads. Put down your phone and watch the fucking game.
  14. You accidentally got some tomato on your pepper.
  15. Fuck you
  16. That may be the worst tie job that I’ve ever seen.
  17. Go even lower than 250 if you have the time.
  18. My in-laws tore down their perfectly good house earlier this year, so now they’re living in the 1br barndominium while the new house is under construction. MIL still insisted on hosting Christmas. I offered to host 3 different times. No luck. So I get to spend Christmas in a barn and travel trailer. MIL will spend the whole time bitching about how small the kitchen is. I made the mistake of asking if they even had a Christmas tree. Of course the answer was no. Now my wife wants to take our tree with us. That ain’t happening.
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