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luke duke

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  1. Is your sister still single? Asking for 3putt.
  2. That’s why I order the extra spicy ones.
  3. At the beginning of this post I was ready to tell you to stop being a bitch and let your kid figure it out. By the end I was wondering why you hadn’t already set the girl’s house on fire and murdered her dog.
  4. You’re welcome https://a.co/c2OKUV6
  5. https://www.tdi.texas.gov/news/2022/dwc08232022.html
  6. Did you forget how to speak English again? ¿Que?
  7. I don’t cook anything but slabs of bacon below 275. I’m usually over 300. A couple of months ago I may have been over-served at a neighbor’s house and promised to bring a brisket over for dinner the following night. My wife woke me up at about 10:15 the next morning and reminded me about the brisket. It was on by 11 and done at 4:30. The ribs and chicken were done at exactly 5:30. I sliced everything and we were over there at 6:00 sharp. Perfecto
  8. I picked up a nice strip from Midland Meat Market. I highly recommend stopping by if you ever have the misfortune of being in Midland. Cooked in a 275deg oven and then seared on the grill. I normally reverse sear at a lower temp, but I was hungry.
  9. I believe that Slump Buster is the preferred nomenclature.
  10. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08N4RSNV3/
  11. You want to buy another pit from me that you’re not going to use?
  12. Did you ever even use the pit that I sold you 10 years ago?
  13. Do they make an optional attachment that will let me hook it up to a 5gal water jug?
  14. Probably Katy. I hear she got $172 for Hornfans.
  15. You’re goddam right! Maybe I can start wearing my asbestos winter coat and snort some lines of talcum powder like my grandpa did! I hear that lead paint chips are quite tasty too. Maybe I’ll start putting those in Junior’s lunch this year.
  16. This is the dumbest thing that I’ve ever heard of. How in the hell are you supposed to Dutch Oven the wife with one of those? Get an Ooler.
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