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luke duke

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  1. Make a bunch of noise in the background.
  2. Isn’t she deaf?
  3. Your wife needs to earn more money. She’s supposed to be your partner. Unless she has tattoos on her face, she should be able to find an office job that pays $30-50K/yr.
  4. I’m thinking about getting an Apple Watch, but I’m hesitating because I’m cheap. How does your Apple Watch help you meet your fitness goals? Does it help you or does it just give you data that you don’t use? Does the pulse/ox matter to you? I think the ones on Amazon still have that feature (which can be taken away at any time with a software update).
  5. It was Derka Derka
  6. Whenever my wife does this I get a roll out of the cabinet, use what I need and put the roll back in the cabinet. I like to fantasize that she’s trainable.
  7. And get this one for her:
  8. Leslie is alive?
  9. You want him to fuck your wife for you too?
  10. I thought this was the enchilada thread, not the placenta thread.
  11. Please tell me you put him on the first plane back home.
  12. Beat me to it.
  13. I think they called them French Ticklers.
  14. Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
  15. Take it to 11 with some cream cheese.
  16. AAA is your answer. I had a tow that probably would have cost me $1K out of pocket. They didn’t bat an eye.
  17. Only in Pampa.
  18. She sounds gorgeous.
  19. I’ve been shopping there for over 20yrs and never got a steak. Might have to try it.
  20. I’ll do it for $350. I just got a brand new iPhone 15 Pro Max, so I have all of the necessary qualifications.
  21. I’m a Dewalt guy. I’d probably consider Milwaukee if I was starting today. I have some Harbor Freight Bauer tools. You can get a $20 adapter on Amazon to use Dewalt batteries. These are seldom used tools that I didn’t want to shell out a bunch of money for. BAUER 20V Cordless Automatic Feed Drain Cleaner - Tool Only - Item 64483 https://hftools.com/app64483 BAUER 20V Brushless Cordless 1/2 in. High-Torque Impact Wrench with Friction Ring - Tool Only - Item 58514 https://hftools.com/app58514
  22. The best picture I ever took. Lulz
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