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luke duke

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  1. I’m guessing full blown sex dungeon or Silence of the Lambs pit or both. Also, how’s the porn stash? You have a stack of old Hustlers hidden in the woods?
  2. I figured you more for a Boones Farm kind of gal.
  3. That’s a newsworthy event if I’ve ever seen one.
  4. A couple of years ago the Cub Scout troop let the Girl Scouts participate. My two daughters took 1st and 2nd place. The Girl Scouts weren’t invited back the following year.
  5. Cross-posting for more traffic... Klose pit for sale. 20x40 plus 20x20 upright. No HDMI ports. I have 3 Klose pits, so I’m getting rid of one. Straight cash homie.
  6. I feel that Mrs Mooseoutfront is a lot classier than that. She probably uses one of these:
  7. Do you have a fuck tent for when you want to spice things up?
  8. The Gomer pile of logs has fallen more than once.
  9. Maybe Roman was on to something. I wonder where “naoch” ranks.
  10. Thank you, thank you. Please think about me every time you take a shit. I keep one of these in my travel bag and one in my travel trailer. If your faucet is beyond arm’s reach of the shitter you’ll need to have a water bottle handy to refill. Brondell GS-70BLK GoSpa Travel Bidet, Midnight https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B09BBGR1JZ/
  11. I’m not sure that my dog would enjoy this, but I’m pretty sure that South Austin’s mom would.
  12. Not sure if this belongs here or in the Holy Shit thread
  13. To be fair MIA typed it on his phone.
  14. I got married so I’d always have someone to go to Costco for me.
  15. Klose pit for sale. 20x40 plus 20x20 upright. No HDMI ports. I have 3 Klose pits, so I’m getting rid of one. Straight cash homie.
  16. How does the counter handle that length?
  17. https://deadline.com/2022/01/louie-anderson-dead-obituary-comedian-baskets-family-feud-emmy-winner-1234917040/
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