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luke duke

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  1. A dozen Jack in the Box tacos 1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce Beans and cheese Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce. Out of the oven And into my belly Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.
  2. Jack in the Box taco, egg fried in bacon grease, taco sauce. #winning
  3. You were too when you came out of your mom’s can.
  4. Or College Station or Pampa
  5. Don’t even get me started about hotel thermostats.
  6. Do you even MagSafe cradle, bro?
  7. Please try and convince me why this is necessary.
  8. One night, back before lunch the next day. Not the least bit concerned about a party. Starting in about 6-7th grade I was frequently left in charge of my little sister while my parents went to 250 miles away for the weekend. This is well before cell phones. I don’t ever recall them calling to check-up on us. Only one party was had late in high school. My wife wants to wait until the kids are 40. I think there’s some compromise to be had.
  9. Wait until their next upgrade.
  10. How old were your kids the first time you let them stay at the house overnight by themselves? Are your kids dipshits or responsible?
  11. You can also set up a free IFTTT account and get an alert whenever the schedule is manually overridden.
  12. Try this https://gprivate.com/682mf
  13. See if your grandkid can help you.
  14. AKA: The And Stand
  15. The 80qt gets used for menudo
  16. Your grandmother didn’t like you.
  17. Enjoy https://imgur.io/gallery/RPkC6
  18. I’ve got an 80qt pot too.
  19. My MIL made boxed mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving a few years ago. I’ve done them ever since.
  20. You should just walk away at that point and let her finish.
  21. Mashed potato/dressing pancake, fried egg and gravy.
  22. 24qt pot. Going to have lots of stock.
  23. MIL: I don’t watch professional football. There’s too much kneeling and other woke shit going on. Me: When was the last time you watched a game? MIL: When the Oilers left Houston. She’s never intentionally watched a game in her life. I didn’t know Colin Kaepernick was a time traveler.
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