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luke duke

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  1. I get a text message every time my Ecobee thermostat is manually changed. You should be able do it with a Nest too. Visit http://www.ifttt.com/
  2. Lott is still a speed trap.
  3. Yes, with boobs and everything.
  4. What’s the big deal? The inside of Mark Mangino’s toilet sees that every day.
  5. Reheated some leftover rice and beans, fried a corn tortilla, threw a grilled slice of ham on top, a couple of over easy eggs, ranchero sauce and avocado.
  6. That’s what happens when Karen the county clerk designs the seal in MS Paint.
  7. But kids are assholes, so that doesn’t count.
  8. Yep. I made 6gal right before Christmas. I managed to eat 4 gallons over the last couple of weeks. The rest went into the freezer.
  9. In what universe does a properly cooked steak sit on one’s plate long enough to cool off?
  10. I’ll write you a letter for $4995. I’ll write you a sternly worded letter for $9995.
  11. How else is he supposed to stay warm?
  12. Those beef prices are high. Those non-beef prices are criminal.
  13. It looks like you’ve already lost your balls if you let her put that on your nightstand.
  14. Is that the female version of dickbutt?
  15. They are wrapping the point because that’s the end facing the fire, they’re cooking hot and fast and not wrapping. That will be $9.95.
  16. Did you try and deduct your sugar babies as a business expense?
  17. Is that like a Dubai port-a-potty?
  18. That first brisket looks a little dry
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