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luke duke

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  1. FedEx ≠ USPS Wilford Brimley won’t be investigating this one.
  2. According to her watch, her heart rate got up to 73.
  3. Because no gay man has ever married a woman.
  4. There’s no truck too tall for my wife. Have you promoted them to management yet?
  5. They don’t like it when you take pictures in the titty bar.
  6. @Doc Holliday it looks like you might have a buyer for your Ameros
  7. I doubt he’ll fall for that trick again.
  8. dp
  9. It looks like him
  10. I figured Mangino’s signature drink was gravy.
  11. It was a bit hard to chew.
  12. Quit skipping leg day.
  13. My best friend's older brother is a pretty big guy (6'4", ~400lbs) and can't really fit in an airplane restroom. He likes to brag about the time he was late to a flight from London to DFW, had to shit as he was rushing through the terminal and was able to hold it until he landed and got off of the plane.
  14. My wife is a UT Geo grad. She’s been an Environmental Consultant for most of her career. She just recently took a job with the federal government.
  15. Who the fuck has concrete at a “cabin”
  16. Is that a fancy way of saying 1/3lb?
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