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luke duke

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  1. Jeez, save some pussy for the rest of us.
  2. All of the stores have the same washers/dryers at the same price. I’m the rare event of a price match, they’ll all price-match.
  3. The cart belonged to the elotes lady. The lady that was selling the worst tamales that I’ve ever had in my life had a cooler and a chair. This was 2004 in front of Fuel City.
  4. Logan’s. I was there on a rally busy night. Maybe NYE. The line for the bathroom wasn’t moving at all. I took the last sip of my beer, whipped it out and filled the mug back up while standing at the bar. I set it on the bar and walked away.
  5. Get 5 or 6 of these and you should be good to go https://www.amazon.com/Portacool-PACJS2601A1-Jetstream-Portable-Evaporative/dp/B01HRTOS54/
  6. Did your wife not know that she was supposed to stop doing drugs while she was pregnant?
  7. I guess you’ve never heard the Aggy War Hymn.
  8. It was. I bought one in ‘96. Only available in white.
  9. Do you own stock in a meat probe company?
  10. Is this a humblebrag? Your wife cooks and cleans up afterward and you’re complaining?
  11. What kind of asshole puts potatoes in a non-potato salet?
  12. I’ll bet that really gets the ladies wet down at Hedonism.
  13. https://i.imgur.com/ihBhjLK.gifv
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