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luke duke

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  1. All I know is that some dumbfuck on StubHub paid me $9K (after all fees) for 4 upper level tickets a couple of months ago.
  2. Where do the 20yo sharpie hiders like to congregate?
  3. We have 2 kids at the same school. They almost always ride the bus home. Wife - I’m going to pick up daughter and friend from school. I need you to pick up son from bus stop. Me - Where are you taking them? Wife - I’m bringing them back here. Me - Me - Why don’t you just pick everyone up and bring them here? Wife - Wife - I didn’t think of that. Me -
  4. Again, Steel Shank having an opposable thumb has me baffled.
  5. https://www.howtogeek.com/258645/how-to-lock-your-ecobee3-thermostat-with-a-pin-code/
  6. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nebia/nebiabidet
  7. No, but pay me enough and I’ll tell them to fuck off. Sorta kidding.
  8. How much does it pay? [emoji16] I’ve hosted 100+ big tailgates.
  9. Invest in a counter-height table. Or make some table leg extensions out of PVC pipe. Your back will thank you.
  10. “Fishing trip”
  11. You obviously didn’t read the pre-season predictions on TexAggy.
  12. Gotta go bang some groupies.
  13. Just put her on the brush pile out back. Dress her in polyester and you won’t even have to pour gas on the pile to get it started.
  14. Very solid. I know the owners of that booth. They used to have a Thai restaurant and this wing was on the menu. Highly recommend.
  15. Just post all of your files on Hornfans. No one will ever see them there and they’ll be in the cloud.
  16. Definitely. Get some shellac on it before it gets too cold.
  17. What does it take to get into the Engineering school these days? Daughter will be top 1 or 2% unless there’s a major meltdown.
  18. If we want to split hairs, the pipeline and mainline valve appear to be below ground. It looks like either the smaller blowoff valve and/or the above ground actuator is what was hit.
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