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luke duke

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  1. I once paid a Costa Rican cop $20 to get out of a traffic violation, so this hits close to home.
  2. I’ve decided to reduce funding to the Luke Duke Cosmetology School Scholarship Fund by only visiting XTC on $10 Tuesdays.
  3. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/3/indian-teenager-with-one-in-a-billion-werewolf-syndrome-breaks-hairiest-face-record
  4. Did you skip the week when punctuation was taught in Kindergarten?
  5. Pussy always wins.
  6. That’s some old man font. Your neighbor can probably read that with the blinds closed.
  7. I believe most people would say that there’s no discussion to be had regarding Wayne vs John. According to John, Leann could cook. I don’t recall him ever saying the same thing about his brother.
  8. Well, the least talented BBQ cook in the family runs it…
  9. I feel like you could save $35K and get a golf cart.
  10. That deck needs a pressure wash.
  11. Pony up and get a Dock Pro https://sleep.me/product/dock-pro-sleep-system
  12. How many times did you fuck him?
  13. Lame. Your dog was the 10th one to shit or piss in the lobby that week. That’s like saying, “I went to a gangbang and I accidentally got jizz on the sofa.”
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