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luke duke
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Also, I'm actually average height, average hair quantity for my age, adequate manhood.
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Do you know if you can transfer funds from another 529 plan to the Utah plan? I’ve had my son’s 529 plan set through the Texas College Savings Plan since he was born (now 9) and been underwhelmed with its performance over the years.
Yes you can. Years ago I had a shitty financial advisor that had me in the Alaska 529. I got rid of him and moved the accounts to Utah.-
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You can also leave any extra money in the 529 and let it ride for any future grandchildren.
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If she had completed her trip and lived two more years, she could have seen aggy win their only national championship in football.
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I’d be curious as to the future income potential of her desired major.
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USPS is awful. No accountability. Their prices are also now through the roof. Recently, I finished a book and wanted to send it to my sister in ABQ. Had to go to the post office anyway so took the book in a box. It was going to be something like $25 to mail the book at the cheapest possible rate. The stinking thing only cost $15 delivered from Amazon! Needless to say, I did not mail the book but just bought another copy for her.
UPS might actually be worse. If, for whatever reason, the sender required signature for delivery, and you happen to not sit at home 24/7 waiting for the UPS guy, you’re screwed. There is no way to get ahold of them. You can try their phone number, but you have to input the tracking number by voice (not phone number pad), and does not recognize the numbers. I tried this with three different people (had 3 different friends try to speak the number), using all 4 chances you get in a phone call, and never was able to get past that dead trap in the help loop. Package got returned.
This entire post is bullshit. You don’t have 3 friends.-
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Make a bunch of noise in the background.
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I start hearing a random beep......need to find the suspect detector bitching about a low battery. Wife is following me around as I try to locate the beeping. Constantly asking, "which one is it?"
Kitchen smoke? Nope
hallway smoke? Nope
Upstairs smoke 1? Nope
Upstairs smoke 2? Nope
Now I'm standing under the carbon monoxide detector waiting for that motherfucker to beep.
Her: Maybe it's one of the light bulbs!
Isn’t she deaf?-
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Just blow jobs? She missed a great opportunity to offer a "both tacos" special.
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We're running at a $1300/month deficit right now after everything. Our monthly CC payments have ballooned to $2916.50/mo, mortgage is $1521.86/mo.
We have 3 kids, 22 year old is the youngest and in school.
Your wife needs to earn more money. She’s supposed to be your partner. Unless she has tattoos on her face, she should be able to find an office job that pays $30-50K/yr.-
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I’m thinking about getting an Apple Watch, but I’m hesitating because I’m cheap.
How does your Apple Watch help you meet your fitness goals? Does it help you or does it just give you data that you don’t use? Does the pulse/ox matter to you? I think the ones on Amazon still have that feature (which can be taken away at any time with a software update).
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[mention=1009]ROFL BOX[/mention] - What was your username on tos? Something like NCAAFBALLROX?
It was Derka Derka-
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Whenever my wife does this I get a roll out of the cabinet, use what I need and put the roll back in the cabinet.
I like to fantasize that she’s trainable.-
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Leslie is alive?-
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That looks great! Can you give me time and temperature in the oven, and how long you seared on the stove?
You want him to fuck your wife for you too?-
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So, my half brother…from Fargo…is in town. Gifted us with this:
So…being that this is the enchiladas thread….here we go:
I dare one of y’all to make those.
And if you’re feeling super adventurous, tackle this one. But first, you need a can of tamales:
I’m not gonna lie, the recipes with ground beef and tator tots look like they’ll eat. And the breakfast casserole recipes actually look good.
But dear lord, midwestern people…y’all just aren’t good at the “anything remotely spicy or ethnic” thing.
Please tell me you put him on the first plane back home.-
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One, Buddy is full of shit. Two, innanet is freaky. This popped across my Facebook feed. 5d ago.
Beat me to it.-
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No dildos for Grandma…. she was French.
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Some new deal sleds and a new cotopaxi-- gotta keep one step ahead with the bros.
Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.-
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Hey Steel Shank!
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What did it look like before you chewed on it for 10 minutes?