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I always question any change a successful pitmaster does from adding dinner service to a adding a menu item. Adding a location is a geometrical increase in issues. Looks like Brandon hit a wall. I can’t imagine Ft Worth can be doing a profitable business. That’s a shit location that just drove Derek Allen out of the bbq biz.
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My best friend's older brother is a pretty big guy (6'4", ~400lbs) and can't really fit in an airplane restroom. He likes to brag about the time he was late to a flight from London to DFW, had to shit as he was rushing through the terminal and was able to hold it until he landed and got off of the plane.
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My wife is a UT Geo grad. She’s been an Environmental Consultant for most of her career. She just recently took a job with the federal government.
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Yeah, but I'm not trying to get any pussy from the neighbor dad.
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We were at our cabin for Christmas, and I had driven my F150. My wife insisted on going to town with one of my daughters for some after-Christmas shopping.
They get home after dark, and I see her maneuvering back and forth in the driveway. I go outside to help because I was afraid she would hit someone else’s car. By the time I got out there, she - with my daughter as navigator - only had one tire on the concrete.
It’s not as flat as it appears in this pic, but if she had continued backing up, she would’ve been down in the creek. As it turns out, she had unilaterally decided to drive my daughter to the airport for her early morning flight and didn’t want to back out of the driveway in the dark.
I told her to pull onto flat ground and let me park the truck. Zoom in for tire tracks as well as snow tracks:
Who the fuck has concrete at a “cabin”- 1
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So for xmas, I was sent a 4/12 lb smoked brisket
Is that a fancy way of saying 1/3lb?- 1
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That's a choir nerd, not a band nerd. That license plate border is a chorus.
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For the record, since ROFLBOX brought it up, he did a total re-roof for me last year and we had no issues and a bit of free labor/materials thrown in for some stuff that needed to be done but wasn’t really a part of the re-roof job.
Did you get the customary, free moustache ride?- 1
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Just your typical band nerd, foreign hybrid driving, anti-liberal, secessionist seen in the Central Market parking lot.
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Have been meaning to get another thermometer - was hoping my wife would e gotten the hints and bought me one for Christmas (was literally in a group of links I sent her as ideas lol). Anyway, themopop was just what I was looking for. Thanks.
The Thermopop at full price is the best value on the market. On sale it’s really a no-brainer. I have a couple of unopened ones in the drawer for backup or an easy gift.- 1
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I let my term life expire once I had enough saved and invested for the family if I kick the bucket. Other than that throw my body in the dumpster or the ocean.
My real fear is dementia or something similar. Just going to buy a boat and start sailing west if that happens.
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https://www.thermoworks.com/search.php?search_query=inventory%20reduction
The Thermopop is an especially good deal.
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Gispacho
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My in-laws have more money than they will spend in their lifetime. Their dishwasher hasn’t worked for years. Every time we come over here my MIL spends half the time bitching about how much time she spends doing dishes (we all help).
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Friend invited me out to her extended family's annual Xmas party again this year. There will be brisket, pork butt, and I'm making barracho beans.
There's potential drama with her bat shit crazy alcoholic homeless sister showing up. Otherwise should be a pleasant day of great food and conversation.
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Pulled at 110 to throw on the ~1000F coals for about 2 minutes total. 30-45 seconds each side.
That’s pretty nice of you to invite a homeless guy over for Christmas.- 3
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Doesn’t he owe someone some money for some basketball tickets?- 1
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Cart Narcs
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If the store doesn't have a cart rack within 5 or 6 spaces I put the front wheels on the curb to keep it from rolling and drive off. I'm not going to inconvenience myself on this subject.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
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Quit skipping leg day.