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luke duke

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  1. Oh fuck off. You and your inbred family want to keep giving each other free labor and handjobs? Neat. STFU and don't lecture the rest of us who aren't poor trailer trash.
    My BIL owns a large commercial landscaping company. Not for a second would I consider asking him to come fix my yard for free.
    My older brother does expensive custom woodwork. I would also not ever consider asking him to spend one of his weekends designing and building me a new fireplace mantle if I just paid for the wood.
    My older sister is a dentist. She would laugh at me if I asked for free dental work.
    So again, go fuck yourself with the "free family labor" shaming attempts. 

    Can you come take a look at my computer? I can pay in Ameros.
  2. With interest rates where they are, I've started keeping a very low balance in the checking account and trying to park as much money as I can in our various money market and savings accounts. Since I pay the bills, I know when a large withdrawal is coming and I make sure there is sufficient money in the account. 
    I'm not sure if the "Stupid Wife" story here is the fact that Mrs CL didn't tell me she wrote a check for $10,000 or if she thinks we need a new $10,000 breakfast table for our new house. Maybe this is a stupid husband story for telling her she could buy whatever furniture she wanted for the new house. My bad. 

    Who writes $10,000 checks? That’s $200-500 worth of points.
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  3. You have to post your L’s with your W’s. Absolutely without question the worst brisket I’ve ever made. It’s just a flat but it’s dry af. Tastes like dry rubber beef.

    Got 30 people coming over. Gonna have to punt.

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  4. I’ve read on this very board that growing straight from smoker to cooler without a counter rest will land you a mushy brisket and everyone will laugh at you.


    Will be interested to hear what others are doing.


    Laughing at you.
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  5. We have a community pool in my neighborhood. Membership is optional, as a result there are a bunch of freeloaders. No one wants to dedicate the money to have someone police the gate.

     

    Is anyone aware of a smart lock that can be installed on a wrought iron gate with the following features:

    - can be accessed with either a cellphone app or a fob

    - has the ability to restrict remote “buzzing-in”

    - an integrated camera would be nice, but not a requirement

    - we can set certain hours when the gate can be opened

    - we have power and Wi-Fi at the gate

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