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luke duke

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  1. Bidets have been mentioned on a couple of other threads, so I figured that I would make this the central suppository for all things bidet.

    I've got this bad boy, which I highly recommend. I don't utilize the hot water function so that feature was a waste of money. You could save a few bucks and get one of these instead. You won't use the hot water feature unless you are fine with a tube running from your toilet to your sink.

    Cabowabo has already offered some advice that I couldn't have said better myself. Here are a few of his nuggets of wisdom:

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    Look, you have to trust me on this one. Buy one, and you will not be disappointed. Look at the reviews of these things on Amazon. As far as the specific issues you raised, what I do is take my shit, and then spray my anus for a few seconds until I feel like I've got myself clean. If you sense that it was a real nasty shit, you simply spray a bit longer. I then get a small amount of toilet paper, pat my butthole dry once or twice, and I'm done. You'll notice that the toilet paper you use to pat your chickeneye dry will be free of all fecal matter, which is a beautiful thing. Then, you look into the bowl and see little balls and remnants of shit in the bottom of the bowl which were blasted from your balloon knot by the stream of water. Now, if you would have just conventionally wiped yourself, all you would have done is smeared those balls and remnants all over your round brown, and that's just nasty. No water mess, although occasionally a little will get on the bottom (front) of the toilet seat, but it's no big deal. The aim is generally spot on, but you can adjust the bidet a little. And, I just move myself around a little to make sure I'm getting all the crucial spots hit. And, unless you are a retard, it doesn't get all over your ballsack, on the floor, on the wall, etc.

     


    Finally, as far as water temperature, it's never been a problem at all. In fact, the cold water in that region is actually quite refreshing.

     

     

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    operate the anus sprayer while the toilet bowl is refilling. If you do so, and the toilet bowl stops the refilling process, you are going to have a surge in water pressure which will give you quite a surprise, and you may harm your sphincter.

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