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Has it been two weeks yet?
Not yet. It’s still in the freezer.- 1
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The fuck kind of pizza is this?
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Just ordered this
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I just changed offices at work. We're 2 to an office and have a minifridge. The guy I share the fridge with insists on keeping it set on max because he likes to keep a cup of ice in there. Not in the little freezer section, in the fridge section because his cup is too big to fit in the freezer. Zero fucks given about freezing everyone else's shit. I open a Coke and if it's not already frozen, it freezes when the pressure is relieved and runs all over my desk. I turn it down, he turns it back. I ask him nicely not to max it, he smiles and says OK, then turns it to max the second I leave. Seriously considering cutting the power cord off the goddamned thing.
I would put a lock on the fridge or pee in his cup. -
Megan Willis
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Anyone in DFW interested in buying a 22.5” for $250?
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On 4/29/2018 at 12:35 PM, Bernard said:
This is true. I just entered in my prior 12 months of usage, which averaged 2,905 kWh per month.
How is this even possible? If I recall, you're a single guy that lives in a condo.
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Is this the educational thread?
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Leroy Jenkins?
10 hours ago, SurlyBDR said: -
He’s used to it
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16 hours ago, Paco said:
Does he cook his chicken as rare as his beef ribs?
You’re just jealous that you can’t cook beef ribs in an hour.
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On 4/24/2018 at 1:38 PM, Paco said:
Luke Duke come down and cook my chicken. Thanks.
No can do. I'll send Scott down there to show you how its done.
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2-2.5 lb Velvetta
1/2 lb Cream Cheese
1 lb Jimmy Dean sausage
1 can Rotel
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Yep. I keep it in my truck and use it. But the lack of awareness of people is something. And it’s usually some immigrant from Pakistan who wipes his ass with his hand dragging his filth all over the top of my tall boy.
I figured that your Natty I’ve would kill any 3rd world herpes that he could infect your can with. -
One of you guys needs to snatch this up. Rent the motorcycle hauler from U-Haul for $14, grab a couple of ratchet straps and you’re good to go.
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What year was it that John and Aaron Luke Duke cooked a half cow for us and everyone pitched in sides. I took a few pictures, and they are on my Google photos, but I can't find them. That was a great time with great food.
BNB
If by Aaron you mean Luke Duke, then it was 2012.
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Academy has a 20% code you can use for guns and ammo- some really good deals to be had.
CC201820PCT
https://www.academy.com/
Fuck you. You just cost me some money.- 1
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Tonya fucks. -
People who refer to beef ribs as beefers.
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i can see that thing going off accidentally in a lot of people's pockets.
Only idoits. -
Fifteen minutes after arriving at work, I get a phone call. Her car has a flat. Its parked at the kids' school, school says its ok to leave where it is. She's going to Uber to work, can I "take care of it"?
I leave work, drive to the kids' school, park my car, walk to her car, open the hatch, trash blows out, diet coke bottles roll out, and there is a fuck ton of shit in the cargo area that I have to unload before I can get to the spare. List includes:- Two recycle bins full of recycling that has been in there for a week (Oh, I'll take the recycling tomorrow during lunch).
- Yoga mat
- Briefcase so full of shit it won't close
- Work out bag
- Kids books and other misc kid shit that just piles up in the back seat, and she "cleans out" by throwing into the cargo area
- Misc trash, junk mail, empty diet coke bottles, etc. (I wonder about the junk mail. Does she check the mail, then if its junk, throw it all the way into the cargo area? wtf? Same with empty diet coke bottles?
I would have moved all of that shit to the driver's seat and left it there. -
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