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luke duke

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  1. just out of curiosity what do those guys make?  talented pit masters at the top of their game but working for someone else.  $60k? 


    If what I heard is true, John Lewis wasn’t making that when he left Franklin a few years ago.
  2. The difference in taste between a beef rib and a few slices of brisket is negligible.  The difference in price...not so negligible.  I assume that's one of those BBQ biz higher margin tricks of the trade.

     

    lol4

    Please show me your math on that one.

  3. Stiles Switch apparently poached one of Franklin's pit guys.


    Yep, Braun jumped ship. He took over for John Lewis when he left. I would expect the Stiles Switch consistency and quality to be improving in the near future.
  4. I’m currently on vacation at an unnamed beach in the florida panhandle.  saw manny diaz at the beach club today.  flashed him the hookem, he stared blankly at me and had no discernible reaction.  he was also wearing a visor.  that is all. 


    Were you wearing your Buenos Diaz Bitchez shirt?

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  5. I'm 35 and have been near sighted my whole life, but in the last couple of years I've started to notice my near vision (less than 1ft away) starting to go.  Can LASIK correct both of those at the same time, or will I just have to get reading glasses in a few years?


    I’ve met 2 guys that had one distance eye and one reading eye. They said that once they adjusted, they we’re happy. I’m not sure if they do that any more.
  6. By the way, fuck lowfat milk. Fuck yogurt made from lowfat milk. Fuck all that shit. It's a relic of a bygone age when people overstated the importance of avoiding fats and understated the importance of avoiding fucking sugar.
    Drink whole milk or go the fuck home. Not even 2%. Whole. Fucking. Milk. Not gonna get into a science lecture, just sayin' you need to be drinking whole milk instead of that 2%/1% and GOD HELP YOU if you are drinking that unholy abomination unto the Lord called "skim milk." I mean what the fuck are they skimming, other than your wallet? 
    Fucker: HI I'M GONNA SELL YOU SOME SHIT THAT YOU BOUGHT BUT I'M WATERING IT DOWN
    You: SHIT REALLY? I'LL PAY YOU EXTRA FOR THAT SHIT
    In what fucking goddamned universe does it make sense to pay the same for a gallon of watered-down product as it does to water it down yourself
    outside of decaf coffee, I mean, that make sense
    Shit, if that's the fuckery you wanna engage in, if you actually like the shit, you just buy the whole milk then go water it down at home, ya sick fuck
     


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  7. 80% or more people in Dallas shop at Walmart or Target for groceries. The rest frequent Albertson's, Kroger or Tom Thumb. Central Market is great, but HEB wouldn’t survive as a competitor. Trader Joe’s is struggling after the novelty wore off.


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  8. Either you're doing something wrong, or you've never had an unruly bowel movement.
    Cleaning up terrible mudbutt with nothing but tp can take hours. Bidets eliminate that circus and all the accompanying magazine time that it entails. 


    So you read while you wipe your ass? Do you have an easel in front of your toilet?
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