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Chucks are a fair bit cheaper than 3 bone plates (123A). And customers seem less offended about paying for a 3/4 lb rib than a 1.5 lb rib.
Exactly. Not too many people want to spend $30-40 on lunch. -
just out of curiosity what do those guys make? talented pit masters at the top of their game but working for someone else. $60k?
If what I heard is true, John Lewis wasn’t making that when he left Franklin a few years ago. -
The difference in taste between a beef rib and a few slices of brisket is negligible. The difference in price...not so negligible. I assume that's one of those BBQ biz higher margin tricks of the trade.
lol4
Please show me your math on that one.
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In that instance, the generous tip would be a beej.
I considered that, but then I remembered that she’s married. -
rep for flames and downdraft hood.
Looks more like an outdoor grill and burner setup. -
Stiles Switch apparently poached one of Franklin's pit guys.
Yep, Braun jumped ship. He took over for John Lewis when he left. I would expect the Stiles Switch consistency and quality to be improving in the near future. -
Anyone want to guess the physique of this guy?
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Please tell me you threw all of his shit in the trash. -
I’m currently on vacation at an unnamed beach in the florida panhandle. saw manny diaz at the beach club today. flashed him the hookem, he stared blankly at me and had no discernible reaction. he was also wearing a visor. that is all.
Were you wearing your Buenos Diaz Bitchez shirt?
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Until you come home and find out she's had all the locks changed (and given the locksmith a generous 'tip'), and that the car is in the shop being rekeyed as well.
Impossible. Women don’t tip. -
People who record fireworks.
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Too small for Bubba to fit into.
Do is the Astrodome. -
What is a Thai Navy SEAL?
Spicy 6- 2
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Looks more like Eckrich sausage.
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Because the Space Force was busy.
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I tell them that I’m Amish.
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Except for the wearing of a European-owned beverage conglomerate “outfit”
I’ll bet that you’re a lot of fun at parties. -
Whoa!!! I trust you probably more than anyone on here when it comes to a steak, but that’s a shit ton of fat. Good luck, godspeed, report back...and happy 4th
You talk funny and your shits all retarded -
This was made for Malcolm.- 1
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Is he a strip club bathroom attendant? -
I'm 35 and have been near sighted my whole life, but in the last couple of years I've started to notice my near vision (less than 1ft away) starting to go. Can LASIK correct both of those at the same time, or will I just have to get reading glasses in a few years?
I’ve met 2 guys that had one distance eye and one reading eye. They said that once they adjusted, they we’re happy. I’m not sure if they do that any more. -
Just tie one end of a rope to their ankles and the other to the bumper of a truck. They’ll be out in no time.
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By the way, fuck lowfat milk. Fuck yogurt made from lowfat milk. Fuck all that shit. It's a relic of a bygone age when people overstated the importance of avoiding fats and understated the importance of avoiding fucking sugar.
Drink whole milk or go the fuck home. Not even 2%. Whole. Fucking. Milk. Not gonna get into a science lecture, just sayin' you need to be drinking whole milk instead of that 2%/1% and GOD HELP YOU if you are drinking that unholy abomination unto the Lord called "skim milk." I mean what the fuck are they skimming, other than your wallet?
Fucker: HI I'M GONNA SELL YOU SOME SHIT THAT YOU BOUGHT BUT I'M WATERING IT DOWN
You: SHIT REALLY? I'LL PAY YOU EXTRA FOR THAT SHIT
In what fucking goddamned universe does it make sense to pay the same for a gallon of watered-down product as it does to water it down yourself
outside of decaf coffee, I mean, that make sense
Shit, if that's the fuckery you wanna engage in, if you actually like the shit, you just buy the whole milk then go water it down at home, ya sick fuck
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80% or more people in Dallas shop at Walmart or Target for groceries. The rest frequent Albertson's, Kroger or Tom Thumb. Central Market is great, but HEB wouldn’t survive as a competitor. Trader Joe’s is struggling after the novelty wore off.
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Either you're doing something wrong, or you've never had an unruly bowel movement.
Cleaning up terrible mudbutt with nothing but tp can take hours. Bidets eliminate that circus and all the accompanying magazine time that it entails.
So you read while you wipe your ass? Do you have an easel in front of your toilet?- 2
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Increase in marketing calls on cell phone? How to get rid of this?
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AT&T Call Protect is legit