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5 ish. I probably won't get out there till 5:30-6. Luke Duke is usually first on deck.
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Washington holding his Jefferson Johnson.
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What am I missing here?
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Awwww shit. We done upgrayyeded.
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That fideo looks like spaghetti.
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I’m willing to waive the fine if he gets a vasectomy and the wife gets an abortion.
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There’s no way each of those is holding 100 bills.
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I don’t like ass bones either.
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What am I supposed to do? Use Yahoo like a poor?
Rocky says they have great articles. -
That’s less than face.
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Are your yoga pants gray?
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On 8/31/2018 at 8:47 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:
The only days he hasn't shit in his pants are days that he doesn't shit.
Try rubbing his nose in it.
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On 9/27/2018 at 12:54 AM, Superhero said:
Received 4-5 phone calls for people trying to sell me solar panels, new paint or new windows.
I mistakenly picked up the phone, and told the guy I'm not interested in any of those. He asks me what if he's not selling those. Then pauses and tells me he actually is.
I should've told him to fuck off before I hung up.
Tell them that you're a renter. It always gets the fuck heads at Home Depot and Sam's to leave me alone.
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Which one of you is eljefechen?
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New pair of jeans and the zipper has a glitch in it. Works but not 100% smooth.
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So apparently up until a year or so ago my wife thought the little urinal thing on the side of a porta potty was a shelf to set your phone on. She's been setting her phone on dirty urinal cakes for years while she pees at concerts and fairs and stuff...
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Is he trying to fuck a high school girl?
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I always give it a quick rinse. The wife puts it in there with half a pork chop sticking out of the mashed potatoes.
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Which fraternity is he going to join?
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Last night's birthday cake
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Bosch or KitchenAid. Grab your ankles and get a higher end one. Silence is worth the money.
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And now you own him. Do you prefer syrup or jelly?
11th Annual Lee Harvey's Happy Hour - 10/5
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I’ll be a few beers in by then.