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luke duke

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  1. We need to replace our kitchen faucet set and can't find a direct replacement.  We have a girl who is an interior designer/decorator that's worked on the house before,  so I told my wife to get her to look at it and come up with a replacement that would look appropriate and fit in the space.  (My fucking fault here)
    I came home last week to the same faucet........and 4 pages of sketches converting our bedroom/bath and an adjacent guest room/bath into one master suite with sitting room, shoe closet, makeup counter...all that bullshit.  
    All I wanted was a glass of water from the faucet.
     


    I’d say that you deserve that for hiring an interior decorator to replace a faucet, unless you’re banging the decorator on the side.
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  2. I guess if you catered to gym bros I can see the time savings of leaving 180lbs on something like a leg press.  I have no idea why you would weld 2 45s together though.


    Do you even weld bro?
  3. Only problem is we're flying in, so we'd have to pick up some chairs and a cheap styrofoam cooler for the wait.  It would just be me and one buddy.  The third did it a few years ago and won't go with us this time.  He wants to try La Barbecue.


    Isn’t there a guy that rents chairs?
  4. No, honest take.  You complain about the quality of the brisket and your equipment but don’t want to pay for better quality on either.


    So I just need an iGrill to cook better? Why have you fuckers been holding out on me all these years?
  5. I stop in at the 7-11 on bee caves road (the one by the elementary school, not the one at 360) a couple of times a week for a small item and I have to admit, I am absolutely fascinated by the business that place does in roller food at pretty much any time of the day.  Always a long line of Hispanic dudes loading up.  I keep thinking, don’t these dudes have awesome breakfast tacos at home that kicks the shit out of a roller hot dog with mayo and jalapeños or dried out wings at 830 AM no racist?   Why would one choose an entire 7-11 pizza instead of a Gattis for about the same price down the road?  Am I missing out on a whole food experience here? 


    Your average Hispanic laborer eats 2 convenience store meals a day. This is in addition to a 32oz coffee that is 50% sugar, 40% cream and 10% actual coffee.
  6. HEB or Sprouts preformed patties are my go to when grilling at home. Buuuuuut, if I’m doing 50 burgers in 15 minutes in a hotel lawn or something (baseball tournaments), those will be thin frozen bastards and getting water dunked by the bag in a cooler for the (slight) dethaw process before hitting the grill.
    Anybody can make a thick, perfect burger taste good on an Egg a couple at a time. Champions are made by making thin burgers decent in volume over small portables, hectic road game, dealing with adversity.
     


    I cook ~200 burgers at 3 different events every year. I hand make every patty.
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