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stork642

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Everything posted by stork642

  1. That laser removal is going to suck.
  2. “If I am him”. Well you’re not so get back to burger flippin before they burn.
  3. I bet she smells like hepatitis.
  4. The tampon shortage is really getting to you. Chill Martha.
  5. Double negative. This dudes playing chess.
  6. Texas seems like the logical choice. If he goes to Bama anything less than a NC and many if not most of their fan base will consider him a failure and the same at UGA. Add that to the fact that he will get better QB development at Texas and all the connections and friends that will be here. I won’t be shocked if he chooses Bama or UGA but I will be surprised if he doesn’t choose Texas.
  7. Momma, Eli, and Peyton prefer Texas of course.
  8. Why do I get the feeling that Arch wants Texas, Cooper wants UGA and granddad Arch wants Bama?
  9. Started the wrong pitcher tonight.
  10. If Arch is coming to Texas no way he waits because, of the other two schools, his early commitment here is much more impactful to the rest of the class. He can always commit here and if we shit the bed this season switch to either of the other anytime he wants. The other two schools will be top 5 without Arch. Texas only possibly to top 5 is with Arch summer commitment.
  11. Listening to these horrible ESPN announcers you’d thing ECar was winning 9-1. Seems as through the home plate ump is making some E Car friendly calls.
  12. Shit, Florida is arguably not a true blue blood. But we’ve made it to the CWS 15 times, won 21 CWS games, made it to the Championship Series three times. We even won it once. Aggy? Fuck their history. Obviously you aren’t aware that Aggie makes plaques that celebrate fake, make believe, mythical championships so...can’t compete with that sir.
  13. stork642 replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    OF 1920 tonight. So damn good. I really need to stock up on this one. Every time I come back to this it’s just fantastic.
  14. stork642 replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    You have forgotten more about bourbon than I will ever know. Keep looking...I wouldn’t be surprised if you stumble find a WLW you forgot was there. Not exactly the same, I know, but my point still stands.
  15. Pow. I can almost hear that hamstring snap hundreds of miles away. Take it easy young man.
  16. stork642 replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Barbed hooks and bourbon may not be the best combination but makes for a great band name.
  17. He has a fist full of knowledge.🤛👊🤜
  18. I fine with any scenario except the one where we stop Bama early deep in their own territory causing Saban to call an idiotic fake punt where one of our DBs intercepts the ill fated pass effectively saving Saban from himself and then leading to loosing our starting QB running a play he probably wouldn’t have been attempting if said DB just slapped the ball down on the early stupid fake punt call. Yeah, I know, that’s pretty far fetched.
  19. I guess it didn’t include any footage from the Arky game or that god awful interception/pick 6 from the Kansas game.
  20. stork642 replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Sazerac bought ET BiB but the transmission didn’t go so great. The pre Sazerac bottles have a shorter base and a plastic top. Beyond that the general consciousness is that the old version is significantly better than the new(Sazerac) version. I’ve seen the old bottles for sale for over $100.
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