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Tex Pete

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  1. 2 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

    Wait, this dipshit wants you to believe he drove down from Fort Hood and was turned away at 3 bars because he was in Bama Gear so he turned around and drove an hour and a half back home.

    There are 90 fucking bars down there.  He was either acting like a belligerent drunk asshole or straight-up lying.  Truth is probably a combo of those.

    There are bandwagon Bama fans all over central Texas. No one gives two shits about them and certainly isn't a big meanie to them. If they were talking shit and being assholes at the door, I can see them being turned away. Otherwise, the guy is full of shit.

    I know. On the internet?! No wai!

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  2. 6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

    Wtf???

    What in the world is there to be jealous of?

    All that empty in their “Hall of Champions!” Seriously, that’s a lot of unused square footage. Nice, clean air. Unblemished flooring, shiny un-streaked glass. It’s like your grandma’s formal living room, except people don’t take their shoes off to go in because it’s not even used for special occasions.  

  3. 2 hours ago, Deej said:

    Probably wouldn't be difficult to have one made. aggy did. 

    You should have seen when they discovered fire.

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    Too bad it took them longer to discover how to stack logs.

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  4. 6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    I dated a girl who is a Penn St alum and you're right, she would die on that hill. She really thinks Sandusky was set up. Not even kidding. 

    God she was fine as fuck, but fucking crazy. Miss the sex, not the talking. If only she were a mute.

    It is the whole state!

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  5. 39 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

    Oh, I believe that creating and supporting a culture that leads to the rape of so many women and then doing everything to cover it up puts you in precisely the same league as Penn State.

    I'm not going to defend them further. It's all sick.

  6. 10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

    Penn State and Baylor are two schools that should have been stripped of all major sports.  Fuck them both.

    Not to defend Baylor, but they're not really in the same league as Penn State. Baylor circled the wagons, to be sure, but the whole state of Pennsylvania defends all the bullshit at Penn State. Bullshit that has gone on for decades...because the entire state defends them. Doesn't matter if they're fucking kids  in the locker room, on team trips, or cutting suicidal players.

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  7. 4 hours ago, Js1 said:

     When was the last time both teams had championship implications going into the game? It’s nothing like TX-OU in terms of national prestige and a launching pad for playoffs. 

    Never. The teams are never both good at the same time.

    When aggy cheated their asses off (mid-80s to mid-90s, to be more specific about WHICH period they were cheating their asses off), they were good and we weren't. For most of the rest of history, we have been good and they have not.

  8. 2 hours ago, Zone Read said:

    Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.

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    Have you seen their contribution to the Colosseum?

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  9. Billy must be looking to retire early. He’s offering subscribers the Jimbo Special: $16.99 a month, you get Billy’s drunken musings, fashion tips from Falkor Fisher (Jimbo’s Bat Boy son), and Karen Key Largo will come by your house and talcum powder your nutsack. 
     

    if Taylor Hamm were smart (he isn’t) he’d offer a subscription for $12 a month with 3 free handjobs included per year. As is, he has 1 fax update a month and works the Gloryhole at the Dixie Chicken…for free. 

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