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Tex Pete

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  1. Come to think of it, this game was the in-field embodiment of the bonfire collapse. They got it built really high. They were all gathered ‘round, stroking it into the jizz jar. The yell leaders were passing the jar around and taking some big pulls off of it. The logs had been sprayed with diesel, and then… the logs crushed every single one of them.
  2. Elko gave him the Milton treatment. Guess Foster noticed he wasn’t getting paid anymore.
  3. I had more to say, but my thoughts were getting Randolph Duke-esque.
  4. Non-Aggies really have a hard time understanding how intertwined TexAgs (and other aggie recruiting reporters), aggie alums, and the University really are because we do not look at the world through the same lens they do. We see ourselves as people who went to the University of Texas and who root for the University of Texas. Because of that, we can look at things our school does or things our athletic teams do and criticize the things we disagree with because we separate one from the other; the school is external to us. Aggies are bred to believe that they ARE Texas A&M. The school is their identity. Whether you shovel horse shit, drive a chicken truck, sell insurance, breed horses, fuck horses, run the university, build tract homes, dig latrines in the military, write fiction for rubes to purchase, or fail to supervise drunk kids building dangerous structures, you are Texas A&M. The school did that. With that mindset. the school becomes far too important.These idiots will squeeze their nutsacks, even if they don't have nutsacks, to show support for their school. Doing all things legal and illegal to bring recruits to the school is an easy leap with that mindset. Corrupting the line between an external journalistic entity and the University is an easy leap with that mindset. They don't even recognize it in themselves. Billy Liucci has made a ton of money being a complete goober because of the hive mind. Of course he can illegally insert himself into recruiting players, because it's for dear old TAMC. And after all, everyone else does it. The ends justify the means. WHOOP! You cannot separate the rube from his identity, and you'll almost never find an aggy who has a problem with how they do things.
  5. They should take back SMU's death penalty now.
  6. Is that Shane Gillis' family? Which one is Uncle Danny? I see several who have to be making grilled cheese sandwiches at night.
  7. Isn't that the 7th Stooge? Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, Curly Joe, Joe, Elko...
  8. Not fair. I have made quite a few bonfire jokes over there. And like the bonfire in 1999, their #1 recruiting class collapsed before ignition.
  9. Redass. And destined for a life of selling insurance for Texas Farm Bureau as a single dad of two girls, Brylie and Kyler, with his Bass Tracker and maroon Ford Explorer in the driveway of his 2,000 square foot tract house. He coulda been a contender.
  10. What a loudmouth cunt. He and Leon are probably getting married.
  11. That’s what you call “churning the roster.” Flushing a lot of shitty players who replaced talented headcases, then flushing their shitty replacements. Like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
  12. I assume that's the brother of former Iowa player AJ Epenesa, who is pretty damned good.
  13. Right now this year is their year. In six months, next year will be their year. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
  14. Carter Karels, with the tweet above, is an aggy propagandist…errr recruiting reporter. He certainly wouldn’t understate their attendance.
  15. I think I caught a little glint off a huge gold chain some little Eddie Munster/Mowgli-looking kid was wearing. Also appeared to have a Gucci iPhone case and a flat-billed cap. Wiggety wiggety whack. Maybe Jimbo’s wolf boy is still there.
  16. Maybe a pile of logs collapsed and blocked all the highways. it could happen there.
  17. The loudest, longest sustained cheer I have ever heard at any event anywhere.
  18. And that was after ensuring their exit from the Big 12 was after a season that we had to play them there. They wanted that to be the end of the series. This cuts them to the core (or Corps):
  19. I never did. I think it is awful that those people died. I feel for their families. The University and all the clowns "in charge" of the bonfire caused their deaths. All the issues that caused the collapse were known hazards, yet things never changed because of turdition. Texas bent over backwards to help them and honor them and they still shit on us after they killed those people. I am not sorry for ridiculing them and telling the truth. They killed them.
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