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Tex Pete

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  1. Is that Shane Gillis' family? Which one is Uncle Danny? I see several who have to be making grilled cheese sandwiches at night.
  2. Isn't that the 7th Stooge? Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, Curly Joe, Joe, Elko...
  3. Not fair. I have made quite a few bonfire jokes over there. And like the bonfire in 1999, their #1 recruiting class collapsed before ignition.
  4. Redass. And destined for a life of selling insurance for Texas Farm Bureau as a single dad of two girls, Brylie and Kyler, with his Bass Tracker and maroon Ford Explorer in the driveway of his 2,000 square foot tract house. He coulda been a contender.
  5. What a loudmouth cunt. He and Leon are probably getting married.
  6. That’s what you call “churning the roster.” Flushing a lot of shitty players who replaced talented headcases, then flushing their shitty replacements. Like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
  7. I assume that's the brother of former Iowa player AJ Epenesa, who is pretty damned good.
  8. Right now this year is their year. In six months, next year will be their year. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
  9. Carter Karels, with the tweet above, is an aggy propagandist…errr recruiting reporter. He certainly wouldn’t understate their attendance.
  10. I think I caught a little glint off a huge gold chain some little Eddie Munster/Mowgli-looking kid was wearing. Also appeared to have a Gucci iPhone case and a flat-billed cap. Wiggety wiggety whack. Maybe Jimbo’s wolf boy is still there.
  11. Maybe a pile of logs collapsed and blocked all the highways. it could happen there.
  12. The loudest, longest sustained cheer I have ever heard at any event anywhere.
  13. And that was after ensuring their exit from the Big 12 was after a season that we had to play them there. They wanted that to be the end of the series. This cuts them to the core (or Corps):
  14. I never did. I think it is awful that those people died. I feel for their families. The University and all the clowns "in charge" of the bonfire caused their deaths. All the issues that caused the collapse were known hazards, yet things never changed because of turdition. Texas bent over backwards to help them and honor them and they still shit on us after they killed those people. I am not sorry for ridiculing them and telling the truth. They killed them.
  15. Au contraire, my friend. I’ve seen aggy pay seriously big bucks to look like complete fucktards. Case in point: Jimbo Fisher
  16. This is the Great Value version. Huston Street Husan Longstreet.
  17. Yeah, that’s horrible. Dude is a cuck.
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