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Tex Pete

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  1. Bitch was all good. She put on her Bad Idea Jeans this morning.
  2. Saban's daughter is Lady Elaine Fairchild?
  3. Yes. Coincidentally, I can do math. And English. I went to Texas.
  4. That's their record against us in games we haven't played since 2011, plus this year.
  5. Hey Little Brother: you’re broke! You paid too much for a shitty coach and then you fired that shitty coach out of fear we’d leave you behind, while still having to pay him AND that fat tub of goo you hired to replace him. Texas A&M is ruled by unbridled emotion. Their oldest turdition.
  6. I guess they wanted to make sure everyone remembers that they’re our little brother. Saw ‘em off gear will go back to a top seller for them. If they’re smart, they’ll start selling t.u. gear, too.
  7. The SportsCenter of Sunday mornings. Once good entertainment, now like a cheese grater to the nutsack.
  8. And no one else who had 12 rounds had more players drafted.
  9. I don’t know about the story, but he’s definitely had his face rearranged. We can say his face is now wop-sided.
  10. Come to think of it, this game was the in-field embodiment of the bonfire collapse. They got it built really high. They were all gathered ‘round, stroking it into the jizz jar. The yell leaders were passing the jar around and taking some big pulls off of it. The logs had been sprayed with diesel, and then… the logs crushed every single one of them.
  11. Elko gave him the Milton treatment. Guess Foster noticed he wasn’t getting paid anymore.
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