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Tex Pete

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  1. Saban's daughter is Lady Elaine Fairchild?
  2. Yes. Coincidentally, I can do math. And English. I went to Texas.
  3. That's their record against us in games we haven't played since 2011, plus this year.
  4. Hey Little Brother: you’re broke! You paid too much for a shitty coach and then you fired that shitty coach out of fear we’d leave you behind, while still having to pay him AND that fat tub of goo you hired to replace him. Texas A&M is ruled by unbridled emotion. Their oldest turdition.
  5. I guess they wanted to make sure everyone remembers that they’re our little brother. Saw ‘em off gear will go back to a top seller for them. If they’re smart, they’ll start selling t.u. gear, too.
  6. The SportsCenter of Sunday mornings. Once good entertainment, now like a cheese grater to the nutsack.
  7. And no one else who had 12 rounds had more players drafted.
  8. I don’t know about the story, but he’s definitely had his face rearranged. We can say his face is now wop-sided.
  9. Come to think of it, this game was the in-field embodiment of the bonfire collapse. They got it built really high. They were all gathered ‘round, stroking it into the jizz jar. The yell leaders were passing the jar around and taking some big pulls off of it. The logs had been sprayed with diesel, and then… the logs crushed every single one of them.
  10. Elko gave him the Milton treatment. Guess Foster noticed he wasn’t getting paid anymore.
  11. I had more to say, but my thoughts were getting Randolph Duke-esque.
  12. Non-Aggies really have a hard time understanding how intertwined TexAgs (and other aggie recruiting reporters), aggie alums, and the University really are because we do not look at the world through the same lens they do. We see ourselves as people who went to the University of Texas and who root for the University of Texas. Because of that, we can look at things our school does or things our athletic teams do and criticize the things we disagree with because we separate one from the other; the school is external to us. Aggies are bred to believe that they ARE Texas A&M. The school is their identity. Whether you shovel horse shit, drive a chicken truck, sell insurance, breed horses, fuck horses, run the university, build tract homes, dig latrines in the military, write fiction for rubes to purchase, or fail to supervise drunk kids building dangerous structures, you are Texas A&M. The school did that. With that mindset. the school becomes far too important.These idiots will squeeze their nutsacks, even if they don't have nutsacks, to show support for their school. Doing all things legal and illegal to bring recruits to the school is an easy leap with that mindset. Corrupting the line between an external journalistic entity and the University is an easy leap with that mindset. They don't even recognize it in themselves. Billy Liucci has made a ton of money being a complete goober because of the hive mind. Of course he can illegally insert himself into recruiting players, because it's for dear old TAMC. And after all, everyone else does it. The ends justify the means. WHOOP! You cannot separate the rube from his identity, and you'll almost never find an aggy who has a problem with how they do things.
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