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Tex Pete

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  1. That’s impossible. The Fighting Texas A&M Aggies from Texas A&M are the classiest, manliest, least homoerotic group of classy manly men to ever show visitors to their stadium. There’s a Planter’s Peanuts online poll that proves that 99.12% (Whoop!) of lesser college football fans and all Aggie guests who register to post on Texags about their super wholesome hospitality agree. Aaaaaaaaa-whoop! whoop! Caneck!
  2. They were flapping their labia as they left our game early because we beat that ass. Again.
  3. ND was breaking in a new starter. And Mizzou was on their #3 QB in his first start. I don’t consider either game a good win, but ND is still their best win. They beat NO ONE this year.
  4. Mizzou, that didn’t have a functional offense against A&M. Quite the feat to be able to grind them down.
  5. Does anyone actually care?
  6. I dunno. She probably twerks a lot, so she’s flexible.
  7. It’s for recruiting. Mehlko is their actual DC. Like Saban, he calls all the shots. Unlike Saban, he’s fat. I mean he sucks.
  8. He’s a Sooner, therefore he’s a piece of shit.
  9. There’s a fair chance that every employee inside a given Waffle House has spent time in jail. Because of their hours and late night clientele, I wouldn’t be surprised if they stand around talking about what they would do in the event violence breaks out.
  10. They reached that over 100 years ago. Turdition.
  11. Toughest?
  12. Agreed. It’s a function of the position, and many men are more than willing to step out.
  13. Don’t worry, bro. As they were filing down the stairs before the game was over, I made sure they all realized we spanked that ass. For the 78th time.
  14. No.
  15. Some cannot read. And I pity them.
  16. Ron Weaver really had nothing to do with the University. Major’s thing was really small potatoes, but I’m guessing it would keep him from ever being rehired here. We are amateurs compared to the rest. Sometimes to a fault. A&M and Miami are historically dogshit programs.
  17. He went to OU. Assault, rape, and drugs are considered virtuous in Norman.
  18. Moore is a Sooner. I’ll discriminate against them all day, every day. He’s a fucktard and this shouldn’t surprise anyone. I wouldn’t hire Drake Stoops or Baker Mayfield for anything either. They’re pieces of shit. Their diplomas are documentation of that.
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