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Tex Pete

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  1. I have a friend like this. He always texts recruiting "news" to a group text about 2 days after the rest of us heard it.
  2. Don’t tell them otherwise. They wouldn’t listen anyway.
  3. There will undoubtedly be some new Chiefs tailgating libations that result from this. A disembodied nose-picking finger in a bottle of Jagermeister, or something similar.
  4. Scores of aggies get their tongues frozen to windows and door knobs every winter.
  5. But who even cares? The kid can do whatever anyone else can in regards to NIL. He is a superb talent and seems to be the ultimate team player. Aggies know nothing about that.
  6. Aggy is the dude who watches other guys in the locker room shower and then starts talking about how big or small certain dude's dicks are. Creepy and cringeworthy.
  7. Did you know Connor Weigman (their SAVIOR!) is going to get up off that wheelchair and win the Heisman? It is a forgone conclusion. And it will be presented to him in a hospital bed and then he'll die. It will be like a scene from Brian's Song. Dude is the clear front-runner for the Heisman, even though I am not sure he has ever completed a full quarter without being injured.
  8. Seriously, they never shut the fuck up. They are incapable of shutting the fuck up.
  9. Nah. They don’t know anything but pettiness, raging jealousy, thirst, envy, and an unmatched tradition of losing.
  10. Saw all kinds of games and concerts in there. Met Earl Campbell in there. Sat right behind Tom Kite and Ben Crenshaw at a Runnin' Horns game there in about 1994. Quite a few graduations. Took many a girl there on dates. Really too many events there to even remember.
  11. He probably spells it “grandma caesar.”
  12. Sherman was adamantly against going to the SEC, as was Bill Byrne. That was all Bowen Loftin (fucking bow tie doofus). They made Byrne fire Sherman before he left collie station. Texags wasn’t having it.
  13. Johnny, you’re officially a bust! Or if you never stop being high did your NFL “careeer” never actually happen?
  14. A dirt bag cheater who has never been held accountable for his actions stanning for another known cheater and demanding he not be held accountable? No way!
  15. Tex Pete

    Britt Reid

    While Baker Mayfield is still walking around healthy?! C’mon, man!
  16. It is the same reason they never shut the fuck up whether we beat them or not. Not for a month, a week, or even a day. They cannot. They are (in)bred to do it. They are indoctrinated to do it. Texas A&M has won every game they've never played. They've won a lot of games the scoreboard said they lost. All of their opponents actually lost most of the games they won on the scoreboard. They would have won if it would not have been for _______________. Just wait: they'll show us next year!
  17. Billy Liucci: the Kool-Aid King! The next time he predicts us to be good will be the first. Fucking douche. For the last decade, all we've heard about is how terrible the SEC grind is. We've never played anyone as good as Vanderbilt and South Carolina or Mississippi State and Kentucky. Those teams are rolling balls of butcher knives that would burn our stadium down, fuck all the dogs on the east side of I-35, and force us all to work in the maroon propaganda factory shoveling out wordy missives declaring the glory of sawing Varsity's horns off and throwing milkmen in a campus fountain. Now, our new SEC schedule with the defending national champions in non-conference is weaker than Hardin Simmons', but we'll still be lucky to win three games and still have enough players to field a team by the time we play the 2025 National Champion Texas A&M Aggies of Texas A&M in the world's toughest environment outside of a shark tank in a feeding frenzy. Oh, Billy!
  18. I had a pair of these in little league. Loved them. Thought they were the best looking cleats out there at the time.
  19. I get it, though. You see a kid around and think/hope that he turns out to be good because that makes you feel good. Confirmation bias. Unfortunately, some kids are just turds or just aren't as good or don't work as hard as it seemed they should.
  20. Hay guise, we gotta do it for Texas like we always do. We are non the wurld over for sacrufiseing for everyone! Whhhoooppp!
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