Billy Liucci: the Kool-Aid King! The next time he predicts us to be good will be the first. Fucking douche.
For the last decade, all we've heard about is how terrible the SEC grind is. We've never played anyone as good as Vanderbilt and South Carolina or Mississippi State and Kentucky. Those teams are rolling balls of butcher knives that would burn our stadium down, fuck all the dogs on the east side of I-35, and force us all to work in the maroon propaganda factory shoveling out wordy missives declaring the glory of sawing Varsity's horns off and throwing milkmen in a campus fountain.
Now, our new SEC schedule with the defending national champions in non-conference is weaker than Hardin Simmons', but we'll still be lucky to win three games and still have enough players to field a team by the time we play the 2025 National Champion Texas A&M Aggies of Texas A&M in the world's toughest environment outside of a shark tank in a feeding frenzy.
Oh, Billy!