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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
The problem is, they're still broke. They're still paying out the ass for Jimbo and Elko.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It won’t be spring. It will be after their first loss in the fall. During media days, Reed will win the Heisman.
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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around
You can see in that evil motherfucker’s beady eyes that he’s conspiring to destroy an unsuspecting brisket somewhere. And he doesn’t feel the least bit bad about it.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
It’s the fanbase. They continually demand that whoever they hire acquiesce to whatever crazy whims they have. Elko has no choice. Because they never shut the fuck up. Texas A&M will continue to be who they’ve always been: attracted to shiny things that are meaningless. They want to bring in people they can brag to the world about whether those people can play football or to munch. They’ll get that #1 portal class. And it will suck.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
These days, any time I’m in the neighborhood of Collie Station, I keep my eyes open for large structures that could fall unexpectedly.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
And Elko could end up with an atomic wedgie. He could end up with his lunch money stolen. His mom could end up with a good rogering when Kiffin spends the night.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yes, yes. Like you give a wedgie to the kid “just above you.” Like you continually steal the lunch money of a kid “just above you.” Like you regularly spend the night and sneak into the bedroom and give a good fucking to the mom of the kid just above you” because she wants you.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
John Sharp is a lifelong tiny-dicked fucktard.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Don’t tell them…- Tailgate for CFP Round 1
In meant in the sense that they think imma is a shitty person for pulling the plug. It’s bullshit if he has to feel the burden of fronting a bunch of money for something that may not even pay for itself just because he wants us to have a good time before the game. I appreciate that @immamac, but we will survive. You don’t need to stress over it. You bust your ass for our school that you didn’t even attend. I think that awesome.- Tailgate for CFP Round 1
I assume a lot of people already had trip plans and flights purchased to be other places for Christmas. I’ll be home and able to go to the game, but if I were going to be somewhere else already, I might not change plans to go to the game.- Tailgate for CFP Round 1
Definitely don’t sweat it. I can’t imagine anyone is disappointed in you. I genuinely get the impression that many people are not sure to do with this game. Even people in my group are having a hard time deciding if they should go to the game or sell their tickets. I think that’s why people didn’t want to commit to the tailgate. It’s not just that it’s close to Christmas, it’s that it’s new and people haven’t set their minds on embracing it or taking advantage of it.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The first sign he would be a bust is that he signed with Texas A&M. You knew then that he was an immature gold chaser.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I’ve had friends work with well-known former Longhorn football stars at fairly menial jobs over the years. Certainly nowhere close to 6 figures. Could those guys have done better? Probably, but it’s a thing.- Jahdae Barron is a BMF
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Imagine being such a shitty university that you consider drawing tickets for games to be a "tradition." We drew for tickets. I don't remember anyone waxing poetic about it or thinking it was super cool. It mostly sucked. It was a necessary evil. Of course we didn't trademark a name like "Ticket Pull" for it. Let's go to "Ticket Pull" before we go to "Bonfire." We can stop to "Take a Shit" and load up on "Alcoholic Beverages," then hope we can get some "Girls" to hang out with us at "Bonfire." If not, we'll have to resort to "Gloryholes" or "Sheep," like usual. There's gonna be a "Hot Time" in the "Old Town" "Tonight."- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- 2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Not sure what say you think any of us has in the matter.- Season Ticket Renewal
Pretty sure one of my e-mails said there will be no public sales. They are currently selling any remaining inventory to season ticket holders and LHF donors. I assume it's possible that some returned Clemson inventory will be sold to the public next week.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Nah. Blowhard Billy is a permanent fixture there.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Dont make me throw water bottles.- Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
That’s the best part.- Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Sally doesn’t like it.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Dude has the leg equivalents of a Fiddler Crab’s claws. Whole lotta reps. - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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