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Tex Pete

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  1. No doubt about it. No normal person looks at Billy Loochie and thinks "I'd like to have a beer with that guy!" At best, Billy rates a "Is that a dude or a chick?" or "What the fuck is wrong with that dude's head?!"
  2. From the inside, they can't explain it. From the outside, just make sure the rubber walls are extra thick and there are TWO deadbolts on the door!
  3. Thots and playas
  4. It’s hilarious. Anyone with a brain would realize Texas didn’t want the news out on the day of their championship loss. Pierce had been fired weeks before. The news getting out was Pierce and Bohls/Zwerneman trying to blow the deal up just like Z tried to do with the SEC move. Zwerneman is who is an unethical piece of shit… an incompetent unethical piece of shit who is now 0-2 at it. And of course, “anyone with a brain” excludes the whole of Texas A&M’s fanbase.
  5. It is the bottom of the first hill on the rollercoaster. In a week: clickity clack, motherfuckers.
  6. Jace is putting that aggy educashun on display. Your crazy if you don’t want to be apart of that.
  7. Sounds like a bad marketing campaign at McDonald’s.
  8. Uh, I think the only one who got fucked was Texas A&M.
  9. Taylor Hamm looks for information in places most aren’t willing to go. Sure, he gets urinal overspray on him all the time, but the info is valuable, even if he goes home smelling like piss. it’s not a surprise to me that Hamm is the tallest midget in college station. It should be embarrassing to Billy Loochie, though.
  10. Their reaction is showing that the guy needed to leave for his own safety. This is boiling a rabbit kind of crazy. These psychos may need to practice cheering after a loss, but they have crying down to an art. No need to practice that.
  11. It’s almost as if everything was stacked high and they were just about ready to light it off…and the whole stack collapsed.
  12. Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.
  13. Dammit. My phone screwed that up.
  14. Billy is such a man emotional bitch. How does our ass taste, Billy?
  15. Trev Alberts will REALLY hate us now! And in typical Cornhusker fashion, he won’t be able to do anything about it.
  16. All I know is that too much winning isn't good for the kids. Mack told me so. And dammit if he isn't looking after all those Tarheel players' best interests these days!
  17. Does looking at their junk in the locker room help them somehow? Keeping the pool clean?
  18. Man, Jimbo's buyout was so much that they can't even afford a kazoo to play the rally for their triumphant miserable return to College Station. Sucks to suck.
  19. That's exactly what I figured. It was a dick move meant to make Texas look bad. Plus, like Fatass Ketchum, count on Bohls to do what's bad for Texas and to leak shit that doesn't need to be leaked to make the story about himself. Fuck 'em.
  20. Does that go above or below the Listeria banner?
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