Billy is so awesome! Elko is the most open coach they’ve ever had. Billy has a great feel for this team. He’s not allowed to tell you anything he’s supposedly learned from Elko, nor can he tell you what his feel for the team is, but trust him.
He’s always lied about the team and its prospects, but he’s really telling the truth this time. This won’t be the year the roller coaster clickety clacks up the first hill, only to smash into the ground by mid-October.
In his post-season write up, Billy will be sure to tell you everything he knew and when he knew it, even though he can’t share anything he knows until after everyone else reports it. He’s becoming the dishonest Jason Higdon, except Billy’s lotto numbers are 12-12-12-12-12-12.
Now, shut up and send in those checks. Any criticism will result in a ban, never mind that you’re paying for no information. in his next AMA, Billy will tell you what length tube socks he wears and what his favorite cereal is.
You're a god, Billy. All hail!