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Tex Pete

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  1. Matt Austin seems to push certain narratives. He has shown himself to be biased or completely ignorant.
  2. Maybe Randy's dismembered body is in Akita's deep freeze. That would explain some things.
  3. Probably dead by now. Akita something or other. An absolute raging psycho. Would not be shocked to learn he's a serial killer.
  4. They have won and won big over the last 15 years. They are spoiled as hell and believe they are entitled to the wins, the playoffs, the best players, and the media accolades. They have forgotten what it is like to be average. I am related to a few lifelong Bama fans and they are not taking reality very well. And you know...fuck 'em.
  5. They're creative. They can always choose the timeframe or narrative that makes them the better team. And of course, all those wins they never had to earn. As I always say, win or lose, aggies never shut the fuck up. Have you ever considered that he may actually be mentally retarded?
  6. Good thing that kid is being recruited by a bunch of great guys. No bullshitters at all.
  7. The aggies really hate him. I can't even remember why, but I do not believe they will allow him to be hired.
  8. Georgia fucked around and found out.
  9. And they like to fuck children forcibly.
  10. We beat the fuck out of Michigan. Michigan beat the fuck out of OSU. Pull your dick out of your asshole. Fuck ‘em.
  11. Don’t ask Billy about good football. Billy’s an aggy. He wouldn’t know good football if it bit him in the ass. He only heard about it from his great grandfather when he was a toddler.
  12. Aggy said we would destroy the SEC. Didn’t even take us a whole season.
  13. We didn’t practice to defend their backup. He plays completely different style than Beck. Their odds to win went way up when Beck went out. ND got to gameplan for this kid.
  14. All the SEC teams are D-teams.
  15. The aggies said we'd destroy the SEC. Didn't even take us a full season.
  16. We fucked up their QB and lost because we had not practiced defending the inexperienced kid who got his first start today. Fuck Georgia.
  17. Fuck Georgia. Trash ass fanbase.
  18. Brett Yorkmark and Kirby Smart can have a Cotton Bowl game watching party. I hope they like apples.
  19. Tex Pete replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Damning
  20. That is absurd. He was their best offensive player. WHOOP!
  21. Incorrect. How do you not remember the multiple games a few years back when we had plays reviewed and were called after review for offensive pass interference or illegal man downfield? There was a stretch that the Big12 refs very clearly targeted us and called penalties after the fact. It was complete bullshit, and I have never seen that happen to another team.
  22. Stop me if you've heard this one: FUCK BRETT YORMARK! What a titty baby bitch.
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