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Tex Pete

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  1. Billy is such a man emotional bitch. How does our ass taste, Billy?
  2. Trev Alberts will REALLY hate us now! And in typical Cornhusker fashion, he won’t be able to do anything about it.
  3. All I know is that too much winning isn't good for the kids. Mack told me so. And dammit if he isn't looking after all those Tarheel players' best interests these days!
  4. Does looking at their junk in the locker room help them somehow? Keeping the pool clean?
  5. Man, Jimbo's buyout was so much that they can't even afford a kazoo to play the rally for their triumphant miserable return to College Station. Sucks to suck.
  6. That's exactly what I figured. It was a dick move meant to make Texas look bad. Plus, like Fatass Ketchum, count on Bohls to do what's bad for Texas and to leak shit that doesn't need to be leaked to make the story about himself. Fuck 'em.
  7. Does that go above or below the Listeria banner?
  8. Ultimately, no one cares about those sports. I mean, they do, but nowhere near football or baseball because of the prominence of those two sports and because of our tradition and place in the national landscape of those sports.
  9. Surely Karen had something to say about Aggie baseball, right? Something about those strapping young men making her moist and causing her to slip some fingers in to pleasure herself? Right?
  10. I don’t know if he’s coming here or not, but his statement certainly doesn’t indicate that he isn’t. Sort of like CDC’s comment on Tom Herman’s job status before he fired him.
  11. Yeah. “I came to Texas A&M to never take another job again. That hasn’t changed. What did change is that I had no idea Texas would offer so much money. I’d be a fool to pass it up, but that’s not what I intended when I got here.”
  12. I thought it was Seattle.
  13. It was not 104 fucking degrees there today.
  14. That, my friends, was aggy’s oldest turdition.
  15. Fuck aggy
  16. Why? Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies.
  17. I think he drives a flatbed semi cross-coutry hauling heavy equipment in the off season.
  18. Wasn't an aggy in charge of building the Allen TX high school football massive stadium that failed right out the gate? Yes. And that's one of the rules my dad always taught me to live by: never put an aggie in charge of anything.
  19. In before "Already destroying the SEC..."
  20. Look, if Tavares Kears thanks Billy Loochie and aggy fans for showing him the way to the dugout at Charles Schwab, it's still real to Billy, dammit. It's still real to him.
  21. Welcome to the 40 Acres, Coach Bakich.
  22. Well, you see, we're only a "Top 5 Omaha program all-time." We've "been to Omaha 20+ times." But that's not really a big deal because A&M and Tennessee are bigger now. That's it. All-time just means "in the past," but this is now and WHOOP! Texas A&M is rough tough real stuff. WHOOP! WHOOP! Little brother wants to be like us. WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! Ol' Rock!
  23. Rick Barnes just announced that he will not be taking the Texas Baseball job.
  24. Kurt will fit right in with all the other aggies there.
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