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Tex Pete

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Everything posted by Tex Pete

  1. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night can make the aggies shut the fuck up.
  2. And that's why you want to play them. Thankfully, I do not have any actual aggies in my family. Have some extended cousins who root for them, but not actual aggies. I pay them no mind because they're ignorant. To me, aggies are like dog shit on the bottom of your shoe. There is nothing good about them, and they just stink up everything in their vicinity. Like washing dog shit off or throwing away those shoes...
  3. Can't imagine what he would be like in a game thread.
  4. "The Mack Brown-Mark Mangino Memorial Towel Stick and Ass Wiper" has a nice ring to it. Make it so, CDC. Seriously, I wish he would wait until after the playoffs to make his presence known.
  5. I would rather not be tied to that boat anchor of buffoonery, given the choice. They're both hayseeds and pussies. We should sue to prevent them from having TEXAS on their uniforms. As in, everything they wear should just say "A&M." They embarrass the Great State.
  6. Right because they didn't buy that #1 class in 2022 with bag money. They also didn't try to blow up the Big 12 or our move to the SEC. And they didn't throw a wall-eyed fit to get the resumption of the series played there. Super nice, ethical folks. WHOOP!
  7. Mack was there to give Rodney pointers and left pleased.
  8. The Cloak Room is a perfect place for political discussion. This board is not.
  9. Both undoubtedly have closets full of jorts.
  10. No. I’m 99% certain he’s a poster on this site.
  11. If they made the medal stand, it’s going to collapse sooner or later.
  12. Whining motherfucking aggies. Just like the genesis of “conference-destroying.”
  13. Y’all take this shit somewhere else.
  14. The Legend of Peter Gardere is great because he owned OU. But man, those were some offenses so awful that Shawn Watson would have been proud of their lack of production.
  15. How many FCS teams did they play? You can include Oklahoma in that number.
  16. Lots of similarities to the nazis
  17. imma needs to be a villain in a Robert Rodriguez movie.
  18. Urban Meyer fucked around and found out.
  19. I wouldn’t use Texas's interception stats as a barometer for anything.
  20. That's right. You know what I'm saying.
  21. Come on, man. The guy loves to shop. You know some of those kinds of guys.
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