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Tex Pete

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  1. It seems strangely fitting to me that The Tacklebox is the only stadium in America that has created a black market for plastic bottle caps. “Psssst. Howdy. Over here
 Hey, pisshead zip, I’ll sell you a sixer of Aquafina caps if you’ll just whip out and let me saw Varsity’s horns off
if you know what i mean. And I think you do. I was on the national championship meat judging team of ‘04. I know my meat, so let me see yours.”
  2. They don’t. I think they misheard Jim Valvano’s famous line as “Never shut up. Never, EVER shut up.”
  3. When the Kream and Kow Klub sodomized Bevo, I’m guessing.
  4. Nooooooo! Mack?! Nooooooooo!
  5. Oh, Graham
.shut the fuck up. I’ll pull your underwear over your head and shove your stupid ass into one of the Kyle Field sewage settling ponds.
  6. I don’t see Cornyn’s affront to all sensible Texans as political in any way. But you do you.
  7. Good on our athletic department. Justice was served.
  8. Kirby probably threw a fit.
  9. That's pretty tough to do when you play as many FCS teams as they do.
  10. Yep. Aggies insist upon themselves. The crowd was going to win them the game. Until it didn't. They're the best fans ever. But they aren't actually. They're the friendliest fans ever. Except that's demonstrably false. The coolest traditions. Did you watch the yell boys and see the words to their song at the beginning of the broadcast Saturday? I will pass. It's the greatest environment anywhere. But it's a total freakshow. The best homefield advantage in the country. Except the stats don't lie. People actually believe those things because they listen to how much aggies talk about them. None of them are true. They're all self-aggrandizement from a fanbase that has never enjoyed success in anything that matters or is measurable. Stop listening to them. The media buys into it because they're never seen anything like it. And because aggies have to tell you all about them. I have been to an aggie-Sam Houston State game. It was not a special environment at all. It was just like a Texas-UTSA game, just with a lot more goobers per capita. And we don't play FCS teams like aggies do. My guess is that Minute Bull is an aggie fan who just exposed himself (not in the Tate Pittman or Aki Ogunbiyi way). Because they can''t help themselves.
  11. Glad to see our players stand up and speak out for their brother. Aggie fans are low-class. That sign was not the least bit surprising to me.
  12. Robert, Stop me if you've heard this: Poooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooor aggies.
  13. For a school that has a long and sordid history of illegally paying players, one that spans decades and multiple coaching regimes, aggies sure do whine a lot about Texas playing by the rules and paying players transparently.
  14. Have you never met aggies before? You just described the lot of them.
  15. They weren’t. They couldn’t even point out all the NIL deals their “greatest” class had, and as mentioned, Jimbo denied that it was NIL. It was straight-up cheating. They still don’t really understand it. They dropped bags and promised more that they could not and did not deliver, hence the decimation of that class.
  16. Like watching a food fight.
  17. Kid on the right is doing it how they have done it at least since the early 90s. The first time I saw those morons doing their bit at a game, my jaw dropped. It is just fucking retarded (no offense to "special" people). No wonder the dummies come home from Fish Camp and act like they've been living in an insane asylum. Tra La La indeed.
  18. This post is on the right track. They care more about people paying attention to them, complimenting them, or agreeing with them than they care about winning. They want to be the biggest, or the loudest, or the “friendliest” much more than they want to win. It’s the ultimate tiny dick syndrome. On top of that, you have to be one of them to matter to them. If you’re one of them, you’re above reproach in their eyes. It’s why they’re never self-aware.
  19. Well, their fans were trashy dickheads, so it’s fine if they consider us the wine and cheese set. We were undoubtedly loud at that game, we just weren’t assholes to their shitty fans.
  20. Sucks to suck. It’s not like we didn’t warn them that it’s going to be like it always was. For some reason, they thought things had changed with them being mid in another conference instead of mid in our conference.
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